Top 100 April Fools Jokes

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Rank 1Votes: 20   Score: 10.0

eat cheese

DJ T.

Rank 2Votes: 65   Score: 9.2

last year my mom drove around with an icee cup on the top of her car (filled with rocks and taped on)and people would pull her over and tell her there was something on her car and she would pretend that she didnt understand what they were saying until they got out of their cars and came to her window then she would hold up a sign that said april fools and laugh at them

margret

Rank 3Votes: 407   Score: 9.0

one time on april fools day, i took some water and cupped my hands. then i went behind my friend and made a sneezin sound. well when i did that i threw the water at the back of her neck and she thought i actually sneezesd!!! ithen i wuz actin like i wuznt sry about it and she wuz SOO mad!!! then i said april fools.

:P

Rank 4Votes: 16   Score: 8.8

one day i ate butt

Luc Richard MBAH A MOUTE

Rank 5Votes: 170   Score: 8.6

On april fools last year my mom, insurence man, and the police department pulled a fast on on my dad (he said that no one would get him in a april fool joke ) so my mom called him from work that morning and said that she had hit a deer on the way there and so he got all unset and called the insurence man and told him ehat had happend and he said he would call a wrecker to bring the car to the house well he called me to go get the car and i did later that day when mom git off work and picked up t more...

On april fools last year my mom, insurence man, and the police department pulled a fast on on my dad (he said that no one would get him in a april fool joke ) so my mom called him from work that morning and said that she had hit a deer on the way there and so he got all unset and called the insurence man and told him ehat had happend and he said he would call a wrecker to bring the car to the house well he called me to go get the car and i did later that day when mom git off work and picked up the insurence man on my way home and pulled on the other side if the house where my dad could not see the car and called the police and told them I was home and they came over and gave my dad the report and asked him to look the car over and see if they missed any thing and when he came around the coner and saw all of us standing there he stood and look like timed had stoped and we all yelled APRIL FOOLS and all he could say was you all are a bunch of assholes and i will get even with all of you and he still can not get us. hide...

Josh

 

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