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Horoscopes History
AriesMarch 21 - April 19
This Week
Think about your past in a geological sense; every age of your life can be represented as a different layer of rock. Some surprising news will soon have you starting a new Paleolithic age.
Week of 11/9/2009 - 11/15/2009
People look up to icons and world leaders for one reason; they were brave enough to keep trying. Consider how you can apply that inspiring strength to your own situation.
Week of 11/2/2009 - 11/8/2009
A transitional period has you feeling stretched in all directions. How do you know you're doing the right thing? A close friend can help guide you, but you'll need to make the choice for yourself.
Week of 10/26/2009 - 11/1/2009
Someone's asking a few too many questions and you're beginning to notice. Remember that curiosity may have killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back, meowing louder than ever.
Week of 10/19/2009 - 10/25/2009
Others may think you're living the dream, but what you're feeling is a lot more complicated in reality. Don't be afraid to ask for help, particularly when it comes to a new crisis.
Week of 10/12/2009 - 10/18/2009
Your wisdom was brushed aside once, but a close friend is about to learn how right you are. Resist the urge to say "I told you so" when they come back with problems that match the old ones.
Week of 10/5/2009 - 10/11/2009
A cramped situation in your personal life has you feeling like you're in the center seat on a cross-country flight. Let the air in with some honest conversations and you'll find a strength you didn't know you had.
Week of 9/28/2009 - 10/4/2009
Elizabeth Cady Stanton said, "Truth is the only safe ground to stand on." Meditate on this idea as you feel the ground shifting beneath your feet this week. An honest conversation will give you some peace.
Week of 9/21/2009 - 9/27/2009
A few misguided sentiments will have you pulling together an apology this week. Remember that while you're not always right, you do know what's best for your own life.
Week of 9/14/2009 - 9/20/2009
A stranger will come into the picture this week and threaten to change everything. Finally follow the advice you've been meaning to take for a long time, and make the necessary adjustments.
Week of 9/7/2009 - 9/13/2009
You'll get a long-deserved upgrade this week at work. Use the lessons you learned last year in a sticky personal situation at home, and remember to ask questions before you offer advice.
Week of 8/31/2009 - 9/6/2009
You know it's time to regroup when you feel a few close friendships losing some of their old clarity. Get the good feelings back and bring everyone together for a night of fun that is a long time coming
Week of 8/24/2009 - 8/30/2009
The ones you love are trying to tell you something, but you haven't exactly been listening. Take those wads of newspaper out of your ears and focus on the advice you need to hear.
Week of 8/17/2009 - 8/23/2009
Do you ever get the feeling that someone's watching you? Usually it's idle speculation but someone actually does have you in their sights currently. Make sure you're living up to their high expectations.
Week of 8/10/2009 - 8/16/2009
Little girls are supposed to be made of sugar and spice, but you're starting to get the feeling that snips and snails are more in the mix. Keep your guard up around an unfamiliar female.
Week of 8/3/2009 - 8/9/2009
You're constructing barriers this week, building them high to keep you away from something seductive and dangerous. Be careful not to block off something you need in the process.
Week of 7/27/2009 - 8/2/2009
What feels like an endless task has you checking your watch and gazing sidelong at the door. When it's finally over, though, you'll be surprised to find you actually miss it.
Week of 7/20/2009 - 7/26/2009
Your natural curiosity has you reaching for the unknown. Impatience over events you can't control may have you kicking your feet, but remember that good things come to those who wait.
Week of 7/13/2009 - 7/19/2009
If you're a cartoon character starring in the animation of your life, someone's about to drop an anvil on your head. Shake off some surprising news and continue on with your intended plan.
Week of 7/6/2009 - 7/12/2009
Times are changing and you're feeling like your fifteen minutes of fame are already up. Take heart in a piece of advice you received and initially disregarded. You'll be back on top before you know it
Week of 6/29/2009 - 7/5/2009
Are you ready for your close-up? A bit of unexpected attention is about to be trained on you, though not for reasons you might initially expect. See how you really feel under that spotlight
Week of 6/22/2009 - 6/28/2009
Your ambition is catching up to you this week as a group around you lifts you up for recognition. Stay humble, even though you know you deserve a break after all the work you've done.
Week of 6/15/2009 - 6/21/2009
A close ally is whining for your attention again, but you're getting tired of putting your life on hold to deal with a few minor issues. Remember the long-term benefits of a few short-term commitments.
Week of 6/8/2009 - 6/14/2009
Work has you wound up tighter than a drum this week, partly because you're not willing to march to someone else's tune. Take an inventory of your strengths before you step into a meeting with the boss
Week of 6/1/2009 - 6/7/2009
"It is better to sleep on things beforehand than lie awake about them afterward." Give yourself a few days of thought before making a big decision.
Week of 5/25/2009 - 5/31/2009
Troubled waters lie ahead, and you left your life vest at home. Take courage in your own strengths but remember to rely on others when the burden is too great for one person to bear alone.
Week of 5/18/2009 - 5/24/2009
Take the reins this week and make some big changes that need to be made. You'll be appreciated for your initiative, though a few people may have trouble showing it. Get the facts from a bossy Gemini.
Week of 5/11/2009 - 5/17/2009
An irritating issue will be like a mosquito buzzing in your ear this week. Don't forget the bug spray! Remember the good advice of an old friend, and stick to your guns.
Week of 5/4/2009 - 5/10/2009
You have a big decision to make; don't force your hand with a hasty choice. A surprising pair has something to say that might make a big long-term difference. Make a partnership with a reasonable Leo.
Week of 4/27/2009 - 5/3/2009
You don't need to force your opinion on others this week, though you may be tempted. Remember that you catch more flies with honey, but you'll catch the most with fly paper.
Week of 4/20/2009 - 4/26/2009
If ever there was a time to dig your heels into the dirt, it's now. Your stubborn nature has gotten you in trouble in the past, but it's about to pay off. Learn a new skill to save time and energy.
Week of 4/13/2009 - 4/19/2009
You'll get a long way this week by showing a little enthusiasm. Don't take slights too personally--instead, consider the source. Show some real leadership in your professional life.
Week of 4/6/2009 - 4/12/2009
Troubled waters lie ahead, and you left your life vest at home. Take courage in your own strengths but remember to rely on others when the burden is too great for one person to bear alone.
Week of 3/30/2009 - 4/5/2009
Take the initiative this week at work. You won't see positive results right away, but anything worth doing should be worth it in the long run. Make sure a good friend knows where you stand on an important issue.
Week of 3/23/2009 - 3/29/2009
You might have trouble finding something to brag about this week, but that's a good thing. Others will value your modesty and help you get to the bottom of a few nagging issues.
Week of 3/16/2009 - 3/22/2009
Your impulsive side is about to shine through, but don't go overboard. Don't forget to wrap up a few key matters in your finances, and you'll enjoy smooth sailing again.
Week of 3/9/2009 - 3/15/2009
Certain evasive maneuvers aren't doing everything they used to, and someone close to you is starting to wonder what's going on. It's time to change tactics and approach the situation from a new direction.
Week of 3/2/2009 - 3/8/2009
You're caving in on something you resolved not to do long ago, and the frustration is mounting. As the ancient proverb goes, "Good habits result from resisting temptation."
Week of 2/23/2009 - 3/1/2009
You've been feeling a bit like a mint julep at the Kentucky Derby lately; everyone wants more of you, but nobody's sure why. Make sure you're taking time out for your own projects in the midst of all the attention.
Week of 2/16/2009 - 2/22/2009
The average person laughs thirteen times a day. Are you feeling a little below the curve? Try to think back to a time when laughter came a little easier, and go from there.
Week of 2/9/2009 - 2/15/2009
"Be careful what you wish for!" Someone doesn't have your best interests in heart this week, and it's up to you to choose the correct path. A shift in responsibility at work will have you seeing red.
Week of 2/2/2009 - 2/8/2009
Something's bothering you, but avoid the temptation to force the issue. Back off before you hurt someone's feelings, and maybe you'll be shown the same compassion down the line. Take a tip from a former colleague.
Week of 1/26/2009 - 2/1/2009
You've had an interesting few days, but things are about to change for the better. Use the coming week to build up your natural self-confidence. You'll be rewarded in surprising ways.
Week of 1/19/2009 - 1/25/2009
You are outgoing, energetic, brave, and generous, but you also tend to be concerned with other people's opinions and outward appearances. Someone will soon enter your life and force you to look beyond the surface.
Week of 1/12/2009 - 1/18/2009
Feeling a little annoyed? You're not the only one. Reach out to someone who might feel you've left them out of some important plans. Get ready for big changes that might send you running to a home improvement store.
Think about your past in a geological sense; every age of your life can be represented as a different layer of rock. Some surprising news will soon have you starting a new Paleolithic age.
People look up to icons and world leaders for one reason; they were brave enough to keep trying. Consider how you can apply that inspiring strength to your own situation.
A transitional period has you feeling stretched in all directions. How do you know you're doing the right thing? A close friend can help guide you, but you'll need to make the choice for yourself.
Someone's asking a few too many questions and you're beginning to notice. Remember that curiosity may have killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back, meowing louder than ever.
Others may think you're living the dream, but what you're feeling is a lot more complicated in reality. Don't be afraid to ask for help, particularly when it comes to a new crisis.
Your wisdom was brushed aside once, but a close friend is about to learn how right you are. Resist the urge to say "I told you so" when they come back with problems that match the old ones.
A cramped situation in your personal life has you feeling like you're in the center seat on a cross-country flight. Let the air in with some honest conversations and you'll find a strength you didn't know you had.
Elizabeth Cady Stanton said, "Truth is the only safe ground to stand on." Meditate on this idea as you feel the ground shifting beneath your feet this week. An honest conversation will give you some peace.
A few misguided sentiments will have you pulling together an apology this week. Remember that while you're not always right, you do know what's best for your own life.
A stranger will come into the picture this week and threaten to change everything. Finally follow the advice you've been meaning to take for a long time, and make the necessary adjustments.
You'll get a long-deserved upgrade this week at work. Use the lessons you learned last year in a sticky personal situation at home, and remember to ask questions before you offer advice.
You know it's time to regroup when you feel a few close friendships losing some of their old clarity. Get the good feelings back and bring everyone together for a night of fun that is a long time coming
The ones you love are trying to tell you something, but you haven't exactly been listening. Take those wads of newspaper out of your ears and focus on the advice you need to hear.
Do you ever get the feeling that someone's watching you? Usually it's idle speculation but someone actually does have you in their sights currently. Make sure you're living up to their high expectations.
Little girls are supposed to be made of sugar and spice, but you're starting to get the feeling that snips and snails are more in the mix. Keep your guard up around an unfamiliar female.
You're constructing barriers this week, building them high to keep you away from something seductive and dangerous. Be careful not to block off something you need in the process.
What feels like an endless task has you checking your watch and gazing sidelong at the door. When it's finally over, though, you'll be surprised to find you actually miss it.
Your natural curiosity has you reaching for the unknown. Impatience over events you can't control may have you kicking your feet, but remember that good things come to those who wait.
If you're a cartoon character starring in the animation of your life, someone's about to drop an anvil on your head. Shake off some surprising news and continue on with your intended plan.
Times are changing and you're feeling like your fifteen minutes of fame are already up. Take heart in a piece of advice you received and initially disregarded. You'll be back on top before you know it
Are you ready for your close-up? A bit of unexpected attention is about to be trained on you, though not for reasons you might initially expect. See how you really feel under that spotlight
Your ambition is catching up to you this week as a group around you lifts you up for recognition. Stay humble, even though you know you deserve a break after all the work you've done.
A close ally is whining for your attention again, but you're getting tired of putting your life on hold to deal with a few minor issues. Remember the long-term benefits of a few short-term commitments.
Work has you wound up tighter than a drum this week, partly because you're not willing to march to someone else's tune. Take an inventory of your strengths before you step into a meeting with the boss
"It is better to sleep on things beforehand than lie awake about them afterward." Give yourself a few days of thought before making a big decision.
Troubled waters lie ahead, and you left your life vest at home. Take courage in your own strengths but remember to rely on others when the burden is too great for one person to bear alone.
Take the reins this week and make some big changes that need to be made. You'll be appreciated for your initiative, though a few people may have trouble showing it. Get the facts from a bossy Gemini.
An irritating issue will be like a mosquito buzzing in your ear this week. Don't forget the bug spray! Remember the good advice of an old friend, and stick to your guns.
You have a big decision to make; don't force your hand with a hasty choice. A surprising pair has something to say that might make a big long-term difference. Make a partnership with a reasonable Leo.
You don't need to force your opinion on others this week, though you may be tempted. Remember that you catch more flies with honey, but you'll catch the most with fly paper.
If ever there was a time to dig your heels into the dirt, it's now. Your stubborn nature has gotten you in trouble in the past, but it's about to pay off. Learn a new skill to save time and energy.
You'll get a long way this week by showing a little enthusiasm. Don't take slights too personally--instead, consider the source. Show some real leadership in your professional life.
Troubled waters lie ahead, and you left your life vest at home. Take courage in your own strengths but remember to rely on others when the burden is too great for one person to bear alone.
Take the initiative this week at work. You won't see positive results right away, but anything worth doing should be worth it in the long run. Make sure a good friend knows where you stand on an important issue.
You might have trouble finding something to brag about this week, but that's a good thing. Others will value your modesty and help you get to the bottom of a few nagging issues.
Your impulsive side is about to shine through, but don't go overboard. Don't forget to wrap up a few key matters in your finances, and you'll enjoy smooth sailing again.
Certain evasive maneuvers aren't doing everything they used to, and someone close to you is starting to wonder what's going on. It's time to change tactics and approach the situation from a new direction.
You're caving in on something you resolved not to do long ago, and the frustration is mounting. As the ancient proverb goes, "Good habits result from resisting temptation."
You've been feeling a bit like a mint julep at the Kentucky Derby lately; everyone wants more of you, but nobody's sure why. Make sure you're taking time out for your own projects in the midst of all the attention.
The average person laughs thirteen times a day. Are you feeling a little below the curve? Try to think back to a time when laughter came a little easier, and go from there.
"Be careful what you wish for!" Someone doesn't have your best interests in heart this week, and it's up to you to choose the correct path. A shift in responsibility at work will have you seeing red.
Something's bothering you, but avoid the temptation to force the issue. Back off before you hurt someone's feelings, and maybe you'll be shown the same compassion down the line. Take a tip from a former colleague.
You've had an interesting few days, but things are about to change for the better. Use the coming week to build up your natural self-confidence. You'll be rewarded in surprising ways.
You are outgoing, energetic, brave, and generous, but you also tend to be concerned with other people's opinions and outward appearances. Someone will soon enter your life and force you to look beyond the surface.
Feeling a little annoyed? You're not the only one. Reach out to someone who might feel you've left them out of some important plans. Get ready for big changes that might send you running to a home improvement store.
