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Horoscopes History
CancerJune 22 - July 22
This Week
Some people wake up on the wrong side of the bed, but lately you've been feeling like you're waking up on the wrong side of the world. A vacation is in your future; you need to wind down and refocus your energy.
Week of 11/9/2009 - 11/15/2009
Your heart beats about 100,000 times every day. How many heartbeats are you dedicating to something that doesn't deserve it? Consider placing your heart in a safer place. Think of yourself first and save the heartbreak.
Week of 11/2/2009 - 11/8/2009
Someone older and wiser offers you thoughtful advice you'd be smart to heed. Remember that you're not the first one to experience the problems you're struggling with right now.
Week of 10/26/2009 - 11/1/2009
You're stuck in the middle of two warring factions that have been getting louder and louder lately. Remind everyone of your place in the argument by making a few well-deserved points with those who will listen.
Week of 10/19/2009 - 10/25/2009
Open confrontation is in your future, though not in the way you might initially assume. Hold on to your principles even when they're challenged by a frustrating outside source.
Week of 10/12/2009 - 10/18/2009
You're finally feeling some peace in a situation that has plagued you for a long time. Prepare for a journey of sorts by gathering together the elements that have given you comfort in the past.
Week of 10/5/2009 - 10/11/2009
A close ally has spent some time making light of your concerns, but your fears deserve some respect. Take your worries to a higher source in order to reveal a truly inspiring strength.
Week of 9/21/2009 - 9/27/2009
Everything is piling on at once this week, and you need a partner to help wade through the mess. Take your advice from someone who's been there before and can offer real help
Week of 9/21/2009 - 9/27/2009
A stifling situation could see some resolution soon. Kick your creative side into high gear by spending a little time in solitude. You'll come back to the table refreshed, with a whole new set of ideas.
Week of 9/14/2009 - 9/20/2009
You're feeling bored with someone who has been giving you the same old excuses for a long time now. Realize when the advice you give is falling on deaf ears, and know when to remove yourself from the situation.
Week of 9/7/2009 - 9/13/2009
Family matters have you stretched to the breaking point this week. A well-meaning relative is tap-dancing on your last nerve, but now's the time to remember what's really important and swallow your pride
Week of 8/31/2009 - 9/6/2009
The opportunity for a big change has presented itself, and you're wondering if you should pack your bags. Take some time to think about how all of this fits into your long-term goals.
Week of 8/24/2009 - 8/30/2009
An aging sage has wisdom for you, but you're not sure if you want to hear it. Take heart in the lessons learned by generations past, and interpret their wisdom through your own eyes and experience.
Week of 8/17/2009 - 8/23/2009
The almighty dollar rules this week, as you find yourself resisting the urge to spend, spend, and spend some more. Before you make a big purchase, take a look into the not-so-distant future to remind yourself what lies just over the horizon.
Week of 8/10/2009 - 8/16/2009
Ask yourself how you can improve a friendship that has long stagnated. A little honesty goes a long way; remind yourself how you were when things were different before.
Week of 8/3/2009 - 8/9/2009
You'll get a boost to your energy from a surprising source this week. Things are shifting, but don't be alarmed. Welcome the idea of change as long as you get to make a few of the rules.
Week of 7/27/2009 - 8/2/2009
You're living in exciting times, though the roller coaster isn't necessarily worth the price of admission. Before you go asking for your money back, see if you can't have fun in other ways
Week of 7/20/2009 - 7/26/2009
You've been trying to avoid being swept up in a dramatic situation, but the whirlwind still threatens to pull you in. Hold your friends close and take heart; every cloud has a silver lining, no matter how slight.
Week of 7/13/2009 - 7/19/2009
A travel day approaches, and you find yourself surprisingly apprehensive. Remember all you've done to take this journey and relax. In a way, every journey is its own destination.
Week of 7/6/2009 - 7/12/2009
The past is like a magnet in many ways. No matter how far you move away from it, you still feel its powerful draw. Remember that on any magnet, you'll find a positive and negative draw
Week of 6/29/2009 - 7/5/2009
You're feeling like you just emerged from a cage match, but the fighting is only just beginning. The silver lining? When you're tired of the drama, you know a few ways out of it.
Week of 6/22/2009 - 6/28/2009
A pile of work stress has you digging out from underneath a mountain of responsibility. Lighten things up a little with a well-deserved break. You'll come back refreshed and ready to face a new challenge
Week of 6/15/2009 - 6/21/2009
Your memory is missing a few crucial pieces, and it seems that the easiest way to put everything back together will require the trust of an old adversary. Guard yourself against their old tricks
Week of 6/8/2009 - 6/14/2009
It's hard to let a friend go, but if the alternative is watching someone hurt themselves, it may be time to take a step back. Be sure they know you're waiting on the other side when they get the help they need
Week of 6/1/2009 - 6/7/2009
They say that the more things change, the more things stay the same, but so far you're just seeing a lot of change. You might be surprised soon to find a guiding force in an unexpected place.
Week of 5/25/2009 - 5/31/2009
Shakespeare said, "Strong reasons make strong actions." Perhaps the Bard was on to something? If you're looking for the reasons why someone close to you is acting in a certain way, look to the most obvious reason.
Week of 5/18/2009 - 5/24/2009
Now's the time to buckle down and start saving where you can. Offload a few extra expenses and enjoy the peace of mind that results. Take good advice where you can find it. Avoid the questions from a nosy Scorpio.
Week of 5/11/2009 - 5/17/2009
Your protective nature tells you to put up a wall, but you may need to put a little more faith in the ones you love. Remember that trust must be earned, right along with respect
Week of 5/4/2009 - 5/10/2009
You're feeling a bit like a candle in the wind this week, and the weather's about to get worse. Protect your emotions by surrounding yourself with those that matter most. Ask an Aries for help on a project.
Week of 4/27/2009 - 5/3/2009
Conserve your energy this week; you're going to need it. A surprise announcement will have you seeing red. Turn your setbacks into opportunities and you'll be back on track in no time.
Week of 4/20/2009 - 4/26/2009
Ever feel like you're walking in circles? Keep your eyes peeled and you'll see the way out of the maze soon enough. A surprise encounter will have you wondering if there is such a thing as luck.
Week of 4/13/2009 - 4/19/2009
Take the opportunity to be generous within the next few days. The investment you make will bring great returns. You'll see approval from a surprising source this week, but be sure to take their advice with a grain of salt.
Week of 4/6/2009 - 4/12/2009
Shakespeare said, "Strong reasons make strong actions." Perhaps the Bard was on to something? If you're looking for the reasons why someone close to you is acting in a certain way, look to the most obvious reason.
Week of 3/30/2009 - 4/5/2009
The phrase "give and you shall receive" will have extra meaning for you over the next few days. Pay special attention to communication from far away, and listen to your heart.
Week of 3/23/2009 - 3/29/2009
Trust your instincts this week. Something's just around the bend; you need to be perceptive to a potential opportunity. Get ready for some major changes in your professional life.
Week of 3/16/2009 - 3/22/2009
Your loyalty finally gets a little respect from a surprising place. Asking the right questions may lead to a few answers you needed to hear. Stay positive when you face a minor setback.
Week of 3/9/2009 - 3/15/2009
How many times do you have to have the same conversation with someone before they understand what you're saying? It may be time to present your argument in a slightly different way.
Week of 3/2/2009 - 3/8/2009
There may be no such thing as a bottomless pit, but you're certainly feeling like you're falling down one right now. Grab on to something for support and remember, you've pulled yourself out in the past.
Week of 2/23/2009 - 3/1/2009
A surprise announcement will have you packing your bags for an unexpected journey. Are you prepared to make a big change you've been putting off for a while? Ask yourself the question when you have some time to think.
Week of 2/16/2009 - 2/22/2009
Trying to see what's around the bend? You may find more questions than answers. You're going through some strange times, and it's time to make a big change. Ask yourself if maintaining a difficult friendship is worth it.
Week of 2/9/2009 - 2/15/2009
Keep an open mind when dealing with a family issue this week. Remember that even the closest bonds see stress sometimes, and it's important to remind yourself what really matters.
Week of 2/2/2009 - 2/8/2009
You've put up a lot of barriers for your own safety and security, but someone's about to come along that's going to make you want to take some of them down. Hopefully, you didn't lose the keys.
Week of 1/26/2009 - 2/1/2009
You may feel like you're fighting for everything you get over the next few days, but the results are worth the struggle. Use your resourceful nature to find new solutions to old problems.
Week of 1/19/2009 - 1/25/2009
You are loyal, imaginative, sincere, and resourceful, but you're also easily flattered. Beware of someone who seems to flatter incessantly--they want something you're not willing to give up.
Week of 1/12/2009 - 1/18/2009
Wave your flag proudly today. A surprise event will inspire you to thank some people close to you. Take criticism with a grain of salt this week and remember what brought you here in the first place.
Some people wake up on the wrong side of the bed, but lately you've been feeling like you're waking up on the wrong side of the world. A vacation is in your future; you need to wind down and refocus your energy.
Your heart beats about 100,000 times every day. How many heartbeats are you dedicating to something that doesn't deserve it? Consider placing your heart in a safer place. Think of yourself first and save the heartbreak.
Someone older and wiser offers you thoughtful advice you'd be smart to heed. Remember that you're not the first one to experience the problems you're struggling with right now.
You're stuck in the middle of two warring factions that have been getting louder and louder lately. Remind everyone of your place in the argument by making a few well-deserved points with those who will listen.
Open confrontation is in your future, though not in the way you might initially assume. Hold on to your principles even when they're challenged by a frustrating outside source.
You're finally feeling some peace in a situation that has plagued you for a long time. Prepare for a journey of sorts by gathering together the elements that have given you comfort in the past.
A close ally has spent some time making light of your concerns, but your fears deserve some respect. Take your worries to a higher source in order to reveal a truly inspiring strength.
Everything is piling on at once this week, and you need a partner to help wade through the mess. Take your advice from someone who's been there before and can offer real help
A stifling situation could see some resolution soon. Kick your creative side into high gear by spending a little time in solitude. You'll come back to the table refreshed, with a whole new set of ideas.
You're feeling bored with someone who has been giving you the same old excuses for a long time now. Realize when the advice you give is falling on deaf ears, and know when to remove yourself from the situation.
Family matters have you stretched to the breaking point this week. A well-meaning relative is tap-dancing on your last nerve, but now's the time to remember what's really important and swallow your pride
The opportunity for a big change has presented itself, and you're wondering if you should pack your bags. Take some time to think about how all of this fits into your long-term goals.
An aging sage has wisdom for you, but you're not sure if you want to hear it. Take heart in the lessons learned by generations past, and interpret their wisdom through your own eyes and experience.
The almighty dollar rules this week, as you find yourself resisting the urge to spend, spend, and spend some more. Before you make a big purchase, take a look into the not-so-distant future to remind yourself what lies just over the horizon.
Ask yourself how you can improve a friendship that has long stagnated. A little honesty goes a long way; remind yourself how you were when things were different before.
You'll get a boost to your energy from a surprising source this week. Things are shifting, but don't be alarmed. Welcome the idea of change as long as you get to make a few of the rules.
You're living in exciting times, though the roller coaster isn't necessarily worth the price of admission. Before you go asking for your money back, see if you can't have fun in other ways
You've been trying to avoid being swept up in a dramatic situation, but the whirlwind still threatens to pull you in. Hold your friends close and take heart; every cloud has a silver lining, no matter how slight.
A travel day approaches, and you find yourself surprisingly apprehensive. Remember all you've done to take this journey and relax. In a way, every journey is its own destination.
The past is like a magnet in many ways. No matter how far you move away from it, you still feel its powerful draw. Remember that on any magnet, you'll find a positive and negative draw
You're feeling like you just emerged from a cage match, but the fighting is only just beginning. The silver lining? When you're tired of the drama, you know a few ways out of it.
A pile of work stress has you digging out from underneath a mountain of responsibility. Lighten things up a little with a well-deserved break. You'll come back refreshed and ready to face a new challenge
Your memory is missing a few crucial pieces, and it seems that the easiest way to put everything back together will require the trust of an old adversary. Guard yourself against their old tricks
It's hard to let a friend go, but if the alternative is watching someone hurt themselves, it may be time to take a step back. Be sure they know you're waiting on the other side when they get the help they need
They say that the more things change, the more things stay the same, but so far you're just seeing a lot of change. You might be surprised soon to find a guiding force in an unexpected place.
Shakespeare said, "Strong reasons make strong actions." Perhaps the Bard was on to something? If you're looking for the reasons why someone close to you is acting in a certain way, look to the most obvious reason.
Now's the time to buckle down and start saving where you can. Offload a few extra expenses and enjoy the peace of mind that results. Take good advice where you can find it. Avoid the questions from a nosy Scorpio.
Your protective nature tells you to put up a wall, but you may need to put a little more faith in the ones you love. Remember that trust must be earned, right along with respect
You're feeling a bit like a candle in the wind this week, and the weather's about to get worse. Protect your emotions by surrounding yourself with those that matter most. Ask an Aries for help on a project.
Conserve your energy this week; you're going to need it. A surprise announcement will have you seeing red. Turn your setbacks into opportunities and you'll be back on track in no time.
Ever feel like you're walking in circles? Keep your eyes peeled and you'll see the way out of the maze soon enough. A surprise encounter will have you wondering if there is such a thing as luck.
Take the opportunity to be generous within the next few days. The investment you make will bring great returns. You'll see approval from a surprising source this week, but be sure to take their advice with a grain of salt.
Shakespeare said, "Strong reasons make strong actions." Perhaps the Bard was on to something? If you're looking for the reasons why someone close to you is acting in a certain way, look to the most obvious reason.
The phrase "give and you shall receive" will have extra meaning for you over the next few days. Pay special attention to communication from far away, and listen to your heart.
Trust your instincts this week. Something's just around the bend; you need to be perceptive to a potential opportunity. Get ready for some major changes in your professional life.
Your loyalty finally gets a little respect from a surprising place. Asking the right questions may lead to a few answers you needed to hear. Stay positive when you face a minor setback.
How many times do you have to have the same conversation with someone before they understand what you're saying? It may be time to present your argument in a slightly different way.
There may be no such thing as a bottomless pit, but you're certainly feeling like you're falling down one right now. Grab on to something for support and remember, you've pulled yourself out in the past.
A surprise announcement will have you packing your bags for an unexpected journey. Are you prepared to make a big change you've been putting off for a while? Ask yourself the question when you have some time to think.
Trying to see what's around the bend? You may find more questions than answers. You're going through some strange times, and it's time to make a big change. Ask yourself if maintaining a difficult friendship is worth it.
Keep an open mind when dealing with a family issue this week. Remember that even the closest bonds see stress sometimes, and it's important to remind yourself what really matters.
You've put up a lot of barriers for your own safety and security, but someone's about to come along that's going to make you want to take some of them down. Hopefully, you didn't lose the keys.
You may feel like you're fighting for everything you get over the next few days, but the results are worth the struggle. Use your resourceful nature to find new solutions to old problems.
You are loyal, imaginative, sincere, and resourceful, but you're also easily flattered. Beware of someone who seems to flatter incessantly--they want something you're not willing to give up.
Wave your flag proudly today. A surprise event will inspire you to thank some people close to you. Take criticism with a grain of salt this week and remember what brought you here in the first place.
