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Horoscopes History
CapricornDecember 22 - January 19
This Week
If you dwell on little things too much longer, you'll find yourself drowning in the minutia. Get yourself afloat again by backing up and considering the big picture. Do you really need all that extra stress?
Week of 11/9/2009 - 11/15/2009
A stressful situation has you feeling like a white carpet at a wine tasting. Wouldn't you like to slow things down? Take some time out for yourself this week and remember what it feels like to care for your own needs.
Week of 11/2/2009 - 11/8/2009
It's hard to tell fact from fiction in a personal relationship that has been giving you trouble for a while. Back off the tired old argument for a little while and try another angle.
Week of 10/26/2009 - 11/1/2009
A constant load of stress is making your usual love/hate relationship start to look like a hate/hate relationship. Take the pressure off and remember how you're supposed to feel about this person.
Week of 10/19/2009 - 10/25/2009
Be careful not to let someone important to you slip away. A little neglect goes a long way, and you might find yourself tending a perilous relationship if you forget something important.
Week of 10/12/2009 - 10/18/2009
Something that used to be one of the biggest challenges in your life is all too easy, and you're surprising yourself to be missing the drama. Throw your energy into a more constructive pursuit.
Week of 10/5/2009 - 10/11/2009
You're taking a journey now, whether you know it or not. Remember that the difficulties that seem constant will end up forming your memories in the end. As Paul Theroux said, "Travel is only glamorous in retrospect."
Week of 9/28/2009 - 10/4/2009
A surprising series of changes will have you packing your emotional baggage for a long journey. Worried you're not ready to make the leap? Remember that you've been preparing for the moment for years.
Week of 9/21/2009 - 9/27/2009
A long-awaited break will have you kicking up your heels. Don't get too used to it; extra work at the beginning of next week means it's back to the grindstone.
Week of 9/14/2009 - 9/20/2009
A stressful situation at work will have you pulling out your hair. Before things get over your head, try delegating a few tasks to allies you truly trust.
Week of 9/7/2009 - 9/13/2009
Pairs are a big theme for you this week; trials and treats alike will come in pairs of two. At the end of it all, you may be prepared to take a pair of aspirin.
Week of 8/31/2009 - 9/6/2009
Experiencing a little déjà-vu? You certainly have been here before, and you can use that fact to your advantage. Don't be afraid to remind someone close to you that this is all looking a bit familiar.
Week of 8/24/2009 - 8/30/2009
You've spent a lot of energy convincing someone close to you to change their ways. Unfortunately, they may have to see for themselves what it means to make their mistakes on their own
Week of 8/17/2009 - 8/23/2009
Just when it feels like you get the hang of a certain talent, a new challenge will send you back to square one. Gather up your knowledge and press on; the reward for your determination approaches.
Week of 8/10/2009 - 8/16/2009
An upcoming celebration has you feeling less excited than you thought you would be. Warm up those cold feet with that heart-to-heart you've been meaning to have.
Week of 8/3/2009 - 8/9/2009
You're about to feel turned around by a surprise that will have everyone reeling. Keep yourself grounded by reminding yourself what you did to get here in the first place.
Week of 7/27/2009 - 8/2/2009
Something new will catch your attention, but don't let yourself be distracted. Once the new wears off, you might just find yourself with the same old problems you had before.
Week of 7/20/2009 - 7/26/2009
A random setback has you frustrated about the future, but take heart that things are moving at their own glacial pace for a reason. As Moliere said, "The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit."
Week of 7/13/2009 - 7/19/2009
You knew that all that glitters is not gold, but you wanted to believe in the shiny stuff. Now you're finding yourself fooled by a suave salesperson. Don't be afraid to take your business elsewhere.
Week of 7/6/2009 - 7/12/2009
Feeling hopeless about events just around the corner? Alan Kay said, "The best way to predict the future is to invent it." Meditate on the meaning of this quote in your own life.
Week of 6/29/2009 - 7/5/2009
Your natural confrontational nature has you throwing elbows to move to the front of the line, but what do you expect to find up there? Take a breather and ask yourself what you really want
Week of 6/22/2009 - 6/28/2009
A figure in the distance beckons. Do you run towards it, or stay comfortable where you are? Be sure you know what you're giving up before you make that leap of faith
Week of 6/15/2009 - 6/21/2009
Your generosity will be repaid, though not in the way you might initially expect. As Winston Churchill said, "We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give."
Week of 6/8/2009 - 6/14/2009
Confucius says, "When anger rises, think of the consequences." A little meditative moment or two can save you a lot of hassle in the long run with a hot-tempered ally in your life.
Week of 5/25/2009 - 5/31/2009
A big change is on the horizon, but it may not mean exactly what you expect. Think about how educational events inform your life, and what you can do to take more control.
Week of 5/18/2009 - 5/24/2009
You've been all business lately, but it's time to have a little fun. Take a page from the old days and let your hair down with a few new friends.
Week of 5/11/2009 - 5/17/2009
You'll be called upon to impart a little wisdom in the next few days. Remember your audience when you make a few big declarations at work.
Week of 5/4/2009 - 5/10/2009
Finding it a little strange that you're considered the responsible one? Things are about to get stranger. Don't forget to apologize for little mistakes.
Week of 4/27/2009 - 5/3/2009
You're about to feel like the responsible one. Try to control your surprise when you take charge of a big project. Look to correspondence for a surprise in the next few days.
Week of 4/20/2009 - 4/26/2009
You'll surprise yourself this week by being the voice of reason in a sea of disarray. Looking for a little inspiration? Look to a new friend for the answers you need.
Week of 4/13/2009 - 4/19/2009
You're about to feel like you're marching headlong into a blizzard, but remember that blue skies are only a few months away. Reward yourself for a recent good decision.
Week of 4/6/2009 - 4/12/2009
A big change is on the horizon, but it may not mean exactly what you expect. Think about how educational events inform your life, and what you can do to take more control.
Week of 3/30/2009 - 4/5/2009
You deserve a break, but you're not going to get one yet. Take the time to focus and get the work done, and you'll get your reward soon enough. Watch out for someone who doesn't have your best interests at heart.
Week of 3/23/2009 - 3/29/2009
Your friends can be a great help, but remember that at the end of the day, you need to rely on yourself. Expand your personal space to get to the bottom of an important question.
Week of 3/16/2009 - 3/22/2009
Why so serious? Lighten up a bit and remember what brought you here in the first place. Others may be taking your talent for granted, and it's time to pay the piper.
Week of 3/9/2009 - 3/15/2009
You may have been looking for big changes, but so far all you're seeing is a few broken promises. Get the facts from an important source before you make what could be a necessary decision.
Week of 3/2/2009 - 3/8/2009
You're beginning to feel the winds shifting; the ship is changing course and heading towards a new destination. Will you be at the helm or on the docks? It's up to you.
Week of 2/23/2009 - 3/1/2009
Abbe' D'Allanival once said: "The more alternatives, the more difficult the choice." It's time to cut down on meaningless filler and go for what you really want; the choice will be easier than you think.
Week of 2/16/2009 - 2/22/2009
Feel like you need a therapeutic break? It's time to tune out, slap some cucumber wheels over your eyes, and forget about the things you don't have the power to change.
Week of 2/9/2009 - 2/15/2009
Some good advice will come over the telephone this week. You're learning more about the past, and you'll find that not everything is rosy. Keep your head up and take stock of those you can trust the most.
Week of 2/2/2009 - 2/8/2009
It's all my fault! You're feeling a little self-critical this week, but it's important not to let negative feelings control you. Make the best of a bad situation and learn from your mistakes.
Week of 1/26/2009 - 2/1/2009
Others look to you for practical wisdom. You give great advice, but don't forget your own feelings in the process. You are about to get a reprieve from these last few difficult days.
Week of 1/19/2009 - 1/25/2009
You are rational, responsible, productive, and determined but you can be too self-critical. While self-reflection is good, being self-critical is defeating. It's time put up some boundaries with someone who has continually crossed the line with you.
Week of 1/12/2009 - 1/18/2009
Focus on your career this week as a new set of rules has you questioning the higher-ups. Asking the right questions will always give you the answers you need to hear.
If you dwell on little things too much longer, you'll find yourself drowning in the minutia. Get yourself afloat again by backing up and considering the big picture. Do you really need all that extra stress?
A stressful situation has you feeling like a white carpet at a wine tasting. Wouldn't you like to slow things down? Take some time out for yourself this week and remember what it feels like to care for your own needs.
It's hard to tell fact from fiction in a personal relationship that has been giving you trouble for a while. Back off the tired old argument for a little while and try another angle.
A constant load of stress is making your usual love/hate relationship start to look like a hate/hate relationship. Take the pressure off and remember how you're supposed to feel about this person.
Be careful not to let someone important to you slip away. A little neglect goes a long way, and you might find yourself tending a perilous relationship if you forget something important.
Something that used to be one of the biggest challenges in your life is all too easy, and you're surprising yourself to be missing the drama. Throw your energy into a more constructive pursuit.
You're taking a journey now, whether you know it or not. Remember that the difficulties that seem constant will end up forming your memories in the end. As Paul Theroux said, "Travel is only glamorous in retrospect."
A surprising series of changes will have you packing your emotional baggage for a long journey. Worried you're not ready to make the leap? Remember that you've been preparing for the moment for years.
A long-awaited break will have you kicking up your heels. Don't get too used to it; extra work at the beginning of next week means it's back to the grindstone.
A stressful situation at work will have you pulling out your hair. Before things get over your head, try delegating a few tasks to allies you truly trust.
Pairs are a big theme for you this week; trials and treats alike will come in pairs of two. At the end of it all, you may be prepared to take a pair of aspirin.
Experiencing a little déjà-vu? You certainly have been here before, and you can use that fact to your advantage. Don't be afraid to remind someone close to you that this is all looking a bit familiar.
You've spent a lot of energy convincing someone close to you to change their ways. Unfortunately, they may have to see for themselves what it means to make their mistakes on their own
Just when it feels like you get the hang of a certain talent, a new challenge will send you back to square one. Gather up your knowledge and press on; the reward for your determination approaches.
An upcoming celebration has you feeling less excited than you thought you would be. Warm up those cold feet with that heart-to-heart you've been meaning to have.
You're about to feel turned around by a surprise that will have everyone reeling. Keep yourself grounded by reminding yourself what you did to get here in the first place.
Something new will catch your attention, but don't let yourself be distracted. Once the new wears off, you might just find yourself with the same old problems you had before.
A random setback has you frustrated about the future, but take heart that things are moving at their own glacial pace for a reason. As Moliere said, "The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit."
You knew that all that glitters is not gold, but you wanted to believe in the shiny stuff. Now you're finding yourself fooled by a suave salesperson. Don't be afraid to take your business elsewhere.
Feeling hopeless about events just around the corner? Alan Kay said, "The best way to predict the future is to invent it." Meditate on the meaning of this quote in your own life.
Your natural confrontational nature has you throwing elbows to move to the front of the line, but what do you expect to find up there? Take a breather and ask yourself what you really want
A figure in the distance beckons. Do you run towards it, or stay comfortable where you are? Be sure you know what you're giving up before you make that leap of faith
Your generosity will be repaid, though not in the way you might initially expect. As Winston Churchill said, "We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give."
Confucius says, "When anger rises, think of the consequences." A little meditative moment or two can save you a lot of hassle in the long run with a hot-tempered ally in your life.
A big change is on the horizon, but it may not mean exactly what you expect. Think about how educational events inform your life, and what you can do to take more control.
You've been all business lately, but it's time to have a little fun. Take a page from the old days and let your hair down with a few new friends.
You'll be called upon to impart a little wisdom in the next few days. Remember your audience when you make a few big declarations at work.
Finding it a little strange that you're considered the responsible one? Things are about to get stranger. Don't forget to apologize for little mistakes.
You're about to feel like the responsible one. Try to control your surprise when you take charge of a big project. Look to correspondence for a surprise in the next few days.
You'll surprise yourself this week by being the voice of reason in a sea of disarray. Looking for a little inspiration? Look to a new friend for the answers you need.
You're about to feel like you're marching headlong into a blizzard, but remember that blue skies are only a few months away. Reward yourself for a recent good decision.
A big change is on the horizon, but it may not mean exactly what you expect. Think about how educational events inform your life, and what you can do to take more control.
You deserve a break, but you're not going to get one yet. Take the time to focus and get the work done, and you'll get your reward soon enough. Watch out for someone who doesn't have your best interests at heart.
Your friends can be a great help, but remember that at the end of the day, you need to rely on yourself. Expand your personal space to get to the bottom of an important question.
Why so serious? Lighten up a bit and remember what brought you here in the first place. Others may be taking your talent for granted, and it's time to pay the piper.
You may have been looking for big changes, but so far all you're seeing is a few broken promises. Get the facts from an important source before you make what could be a necessary decision.
You're beginning to feel the winds shifting; the ship is changing course and heading towards a new destination. Will you be at the helm or on the docks? It's up to you.
Abbe' D'Allanival once said: "The more alternatives, the more difficult the choice." It's time to cut down on meaningless filler and go for what you really want; the choice will be easier than you think.
Feel like you need a therapeutic break? It's time to tune out, slap some cucumber wheels over your eyes, and forget about the things you don't have the power to change.
Some good advice will come over the telephone this week. You're learning more about the past, and you'll find that not everything is rosy. Keep your head up and take stock of those you can trust the most.
It's all my fault! You're feeling a little self-critical this week, but it's important not to let negative feelings control you. Make the best of a bad situation and learn from your mistakes.
Others look to you for practical wisdom. You give great advice, but don't forget your own feelings in the process. You are about to get a reprieve from these last few difficult days.
You are rational, responsible, productive, and determined but you can be too self-critical. While self-reflection is good, being self-critical is defeating. It's time put up some boundaries with someone who has continually crossed the line with you.
Focus on your career this week as a new set of rules has you questioning the higher-ups. Asking the right questions will always give you the answers you need to hear.
