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Horoscopes History
GeminiMay 21 - June 21
This Week
Lighten up! You're burdened down with pressure from all sides. Whether you know it or not, the compression is starting to affect your health. It's time to unload the extra weight and move on unencumbered.
Week of 11/9/2009 - 11/15/2009
Goethe said, "A person hears only what they understand." Something you're saying may be going unheard, and you may find yourself teaching someone how to listen to you.
Week of 11/2/2009 - 11/8/2009
You're well within your right to complain right now, but the wise move might be to keep quiet until elements escalate. Stay true to your heart and don't be fooled twice by a smooth talker.
Week of 10/26/2009 - 11/1/2009
We all make mistakes, but not all of us can make them as gracefully as you can. Bow out of a difficult situation by apologizing long before you think it's due; you'll save yourself some heartache later.
Week of 10/19/2009 - 10/25/2009
You're sensing that you need to ask permission to express your own feelings. Quit walking on eggshells with someone you love and start being honest about your thoughts.
Week of 10/12/2009 - 10/18/2009
Mark Twain said, "A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes." Give the truth time to come out and it eventually will. In the meantime, hang on to what you know is right.
Week of 10/5/2009 - 10/11/2009
You're feeling down and out over a relationship drawing to a close, but all is not lost. Take life's blows with all the humor you can muster and look forward to the future happiness you deserve
Week of 9/21/2009 - 9/27/2009
It's time to have a serious talk with a higher-up at work. You're looking for more of a challenge, but you may need to shift your career duties dramatically before you get one.
Week of 9/21/2009 - 9/27/2009
A professional relationship threatens to go sour when two parties disagree on a fundamental truth. Play the mediator in this situation, and listen to both sides of the argument fairly before making your decision.
Week of 9/14/2009 - 9/20/2009
Something shiny and new will catch your eye this week. Is it worth it? Think about how you'll feel when the new feeling wears off and you're stuck with the same old problems.
Week of 9/7/2009 - 9/13/2009
This week brings the opportunity to do something you've needed to do for a long time: ask for assistance. Remember that a little help goes a long way, and you'll be the bigger person for asking.
Week of 8/31/2009 - 9/6/2009
"Get off your high horse!" Someone with a less-than-stellar opinion of you is making it their personal mission to cut you down to size. Keep your dignity and remind yourself that the loudest voice isn't always right.
Week of 8/24/2009 - 8/30/2009
It feels like the same old song and dance, but something big is changing before your very eyes. Watch closely to get a sense of the real meaning behind someone's words
Week of 8/17/2009 - 8/23/2009
Like a reed in the wind, you bend to the needs and desires of others. All this compromise could leave you bent out of shape eventually; make sure you're respecting your own needs as well.
Week of 8/10/2009 - 8/16/2009
"Not to brag, but…" A little self-promotion goes a long way when it comes to someone you care deeply about. Make sure everyone knows how hard you've worked to be here
Week of 8/3/2009 - 8/9/2009
A dark shadow on your finances has you shaking your head in shame. Get back on track with a few well-placed phone calls. Resolve to plan an event in advance next time.
Week of 7/27/2009 - 8/2/2009
Remember that some problems are good ones to have. Things could be a lot worse than they are right now, as past experience could show you. Thank someone close to you for continued success.
Week of 7/20/2009 - 7/26/2009
Some difficult days will leave you frustrated, but take heart in the valuable lessons you're learning along the way. The sculptor Rodin said, "Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely."
Week of 7/13/2009 - 7/19/2009
You're wondering how to pave your own way in a situation, but the answer may require leaving some things behind. Isabelle Eberhardt said, "The farther behind I leave the past, the closer I am to forging my own character."
Week of 7/6/2009 - 7/12/2009
Uncertainty rules the day as you find yourself standing up for a big decision you made a while ago. Remember that you don't have to take the entire burden of proof on your shoulders alone.
Week of 6/29/2009 - 7/5/2009
Who said feeling a little green was always a bad thing? Perhaps you can use it to your advantage. As Robert Bringle said, "Envy can be a positive motivator. Let it inspire you to work harder for what you want."
Week of 6/22/2009 - 6/28/2009
Socrates said, "Envy is the ulcer of the soul," and you're feeling a little green down to your soul these days. Dig yourself out of this rut by keeping your true friends close and repairing your soul.
Week of 6/15/2009 - 6/21/2009
Someone close to you needs to tone down their public displays these days. Unfortunately, it's hard to change feelings. Perhaps it's time to make a few small changes of your own?
Week of 6/8/2009 - 6/14/2009
They say that a rolling stone gathers no moss, but you're covered in the green stuff while you're waiting for someone to give you a push. Now's the time to inspire yourself to get rolling.
Week of 6/1/2009 - 6/7/2009
You're lacking the inspiration to get much done these days, but that's about to change. For better or for worse, a figure on the horizon has news that greatly affects your future.
Week of 5/25/2009 - 5/31/2009
You're feeling a bit like a car on cruise control lately. Autopilot is good for some things, but you don't want to find yourself missing out on the better moments in life. Slow down and take the scenic route for a while.
Week of 5/18/2009 - 5/24/2009
You'll take center stage this week and love every second of it. A little unexpected house cleaning will have you feeling lighter. Don't forget obligations at work.
Week of 5/11/2009 - 5/17/2009
People around you will be asking where you get all your energy. Take another chance with someone who means the world to you, and you may be surprised at the result.
Week of 5/4/2009 - 5/10/2009
That creative spirit of yours will get a bit of a workout this week. Find some extra assistance at work and don't forget to thank those that help you out. Look for a Scorpio to drastically change his mind.
Week of 4/27/2009 - 5/3/2009
Look on the bright side! A few dark clouds are threatening, but you have plenty to celebrate. Focus on the positive this week as you surround yourself with important people in your life.
Week of 4/20/2009 - 4/26/2009
You're the life of the party this week, but remember to keep your priorities straight. An old friend is about to approach you with some surprising facts. Keep your wits about you and answer questions honestly.
Week of 4/13/2009 - 4/19/2009
You're about to get a chance to entertain a big group. Take your lessons from previous mistakes in order to pull your professional life together. Listen to the words of an old friend.
Week of 4/6/2009 - 4/12/2009
You're feeling a bit like a car on cruise control lately. Autopilot is good for some things, but you don't want to find yourself missing out on the better moments in life. Slow down and take the scenic route for a while.
Week of 3/30/2009 - 4/5/2009
You'll be the one finding the silver lining on the cloud this week. A big group needs your leadership in order to get where they're trying to go. Make sure your compass is pointed in the right direction and get ready to lead.
Week of 3/23/2009 - 3/29/2009
Feeling like you're doing a million things at once? It's about to get worse before it gets better, but the rewards will make everything worth it. Look to new friends for advice.
Week of 3/16/2009 - 3/22/2009
A few lucky lines will have people wondering where you learned to be so charming. Don't forget to thank the little people, or you may end up having to make up for it later.
Week of 3/9/2009 - 3/15/2009
Don't allow meaningless chatter and gossip control your relationship with someone important to you. As Robert J. Sawyer said, "Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace."
Week of 3/2/2009 - 3/8/2009
There's no way around it; you've got to make a change. If things keep steady on the course they're on now, the pressure could increase until the whole thing explodes.
Week of 2/23/2009 - 3/1/2009
You're feeling sore over a criticism someone gave you a long time ago, but it's time to move on. Hurt feelings don't have much of a use when you keep them to yourself.
Week of 2/16/2009 - 2/22/2009
Weight Watcher's founder Jean Nidetch once said "It's choice--not chance--that determines your destiny." An important choice fuels a big change in your future; don't make it without plenty of advance thought and consideration.
Week of 2/9/2009 - 2/15/2009
Your generous nature leaves you at risk to be taken advantage of. You'll get a chance to change things up at work when a close adviser puts you in charge of a project.
Week of 2/2/2009 - 2/8/2009
In a negative world, your optimism is starting to stand out. Spread the good vibes in a work or social group and enjoy the fruits of your labor. Watch out for some jealousy lurking in the wings.
Week of 1/26/2009 - 2/1/2009
This is a big week for adapting. As you learn new ways to communicate with others, you'll run into some interesting challenges. Rise above the drama to grow stronger as a friend.
Week of 1/19/2009 - 1/25/2009
You are adventurous, well-spoken, patient, and inquisitive, but you can sometimes be indecisive. You'll soon be faced with a tough decision, but instead of agonizing and overanalyzing, go with your instinct.
Week of 1/12/2009 - 1/18/2009
Life may be a roller coaster, but right now, you're enjoying the twists and turns. A sudden drop may have you gasping for air, but everything will rise up again soon. Get ready for a bumpy ride over the next few weeks.
Lighten up! You're burdened down with pressure from all sides. Whether you know it or not, the compression is starting to affect your health. It's time to unload the extra weight and move on unencumbered.
Goethe said, "A person hears only what they understand." Something you're saying may be going unheard, and you may find yourself teaching someone how to listen to you.
You're well within your right to complain right now, but the wise move might be to keep quiet until elements escalate. Stay true to your heart and don't be fooled twice by a smooth talker.
We all make mistakes, but not all of us can make them as gracefully as you can. Bow out of a difficult situation by apologizing long before you think it's due; you'll save yourself some heartache later.
You're sensing that you need to ask permission to express your own feelings. Quit walking on eggshells with someone you love and start being honest about your thoughts.
Mark Twain said, "A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes." Give the truth time to come out and it eventually will. In the meantime, hang on to what you know is right.
You're feeling down and out over a relationship drawing to a close, but all is not lost. Take life's blows with all the humor you can muster and look forward to the future happiness you deserve
It's time to have a serious talk with a higher-up at work. You're looking for more of a challenge, but you may need to shift your career duties dramatically before you get one.
A professional relationship threatens to go sour when two parties disagree on a fundamental truth. Play the mediator in this situation, and listen to both sides of the argument fairly before making your decision.
Something shiny and new will catch your eye this week. Is it worth it? Think about how you'll feel when the new feeling wears off and you're stuck with the same old problems.
This week brings the opportunity to do something you've needed to do for a long time: ask for assistance. Remember that a little help goes a long way, and you'll be the bigger person for asking.
"Get off your high horse!" Someone with a less-than-stellar opinion of you is making it their personal mission to cut you down to size. Keep your dignity and remind yourself that the loudest voice isn't always right.
It feels like the same old song and dance, but something big is changing before your very eyes. Watch closely to get a sense of the real meaning behind someone's words
Like a reed in the wind, you bend to the needs and desires of others. All this compromise could leave you bent out of shape eventually; make sure you're respecting your own needs as well.
"Not to brag, but…" A little self-promotion goes a long way when it comes to someone you care deeply about. Make sure everyone knows how hard you've worked to be here
A dark shadow on your finances has you shaking your head in shame. Get back on track with a few well-placed phone calls. Resolve to plan an event in advance next time.
Remember that some problems are good ones to have. Things could be a lot worse than they are right now, as past experience could show you. Thank someone close to you for continued success.
Some difficult days will leave you frustrated, but take heart in the valuable lessons you're learning along the way. The sculptor Rodin said, "Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely."
You're wondering how to pave your own way in a situation, but the answer may require leaving some things behind. Isabelle Eberhardt said, "The farther behind I leave the past, the closer I am to forging my own character."
Uncertainty rules the day as you find yourself standing up for a big decision you made a while ago. Remember that you don't have to take the entire burden of proof on your shoulders alone.
Who said feeling a little green was always a bad thing? Perhaps you can use it to your advantage. As Robert Bringle said, "Envy can be a positive motivator. Let it inspire you to work harder for what you want."
Socrates said, "Envy is the ulcer of the soul," and you're feeling a little green down to your soul these days. Dig yourself out of this rut by keeping your true friends close and repairing your soul.
Someone close to you needs to tone down their public displays these days. Unfortunately, it's hard to change feelings. Perhaps it's time to make a few small changes of your own?
They say that a rolling stone gathers no moss, but you're covered in the green stuff while you're waiting for someone to give you a push. Now's the time to inspire yourself to get rolling.
You're lacking the inspiration to get much done these days, but that's about to change. For better or for worse, a figure on the horizon has news that greatly affects your future.
You're feeling a bit like a car on cruise control lately. Autopilot is good for some things, but you don't want to find yourself missing out on the better moments in life. Slow down and take the scenic route for a while.
You'll take center stage this week and love every second of it. A little unexpected house cleaning will have you feeling lighter. Don't forget obligations at work.
People around you will be asking where you get all your energy. Take another chance with someone who means the world to you, and you may be surprised at the result.
That creative spirit of yours will get a bit of a workout this week. Find some extra assistance at work and don't forget to thank those that help you out. Look for a Scorpio to drastically change his mind.
Look on the bright side! A few dark clouds are threatening, but you have plenty to celebrate. Focus on the positive this week as you surround yourself with important people in your life.
You're the life of the party this week, but remember to keep your priorities straight. An old friend is about to approach you with some surprising facts. Keep your wits about you and answer questions honestly.
You're about to get a chance to entertain a big group. Take your lessons from previous mistakes in order to pull your professional life together. Listen to the words of an old friend.
You're feeling a bit like a car on cruise control lately. Autopilot is good for some things, but you don't want to find yourself missing out on the better moments in life. Slow down and take the scenic route for a while.
You'll be the one finding the silver lining on the cloud this week. A big group needs your leadership in order to get where they're trying to go. Make sure your compass is pointed in the right direction and get ready to lead.
Feeling like you're doing a million things at once? It's about to get worse before it gets better, but the rewards will make everything worth it. Look to new friends for advice.
A few lucky lines will have people wondering where you learned to be so charming. Don't forget to thank the little people, or you may end up having to make up for it later.
Don't allow meaningless chatter and gossip control your relationship with someone important to you. As Robert J. Sawyer said, "Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace."
There's no way around it; you've got to make a change. If things keep steady on the course they're on now, the pressure could increase until the whole thing explodes.
You're feeling sore over a criticism someone gave you a long time ago, but it's time to move on. Hurt feelings don't have much of a use when you keep them to yourself.
Weight Watcher's founder Jean Nidetch once said "It's choice--not chance--that determines your destiny." An important choice fuels a big change in your future; don't make it without plenty of advance thought and consideration.
Your generous nature leaves you at risk to be taken advantage of. You'll get a chance to change things up at work when a close adviser puts you in charge of a project.
In a negative world, your optimism is starting to stand out. Spread the good vibes in a work or social group and enjoy the fruits of your labor. Watch out for some jealousy lurking in the wings.
This is a big week for adapting. As you learn new ways to communicate with others, you'll run into some interesting challenges. Rise above the drama to grow stronger as a friend.
You are adventurous, well-spoken, patient, and inquisitive, but you can sometimes be indecisive. You'll soon be faced with a tough decision, but instead of agonizing and overanalyzing, go with your instinct.
Life may be a roller coaster, but right now, you're enjoying the twists and turns. A sudden drop may have you gasping for air, but everything will rise up again soon. Get ready for a bumpy ride over the next few weeks.
