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Horoscopes History
LibraSeptember 23 - October 22
This Week
Old habits run deep, and you're finding a veritable bottomless pit in matters of the heart. Don't let yourself get distracted by a friendly face; remember what you're here for, and act accordingly.
Week of 11/9/2009 - 11/15/2009
Woody Allen said, "Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television." Ever feel like you're stuck in a soap opera that never ends? Remember that you have the power to change the channel.
Week of 11/2/2009 - 11/8/2009
Elements that were hidden from you until now are beginning to come to the surface. How will you deal with this new information? Expect a transitional period ahead.
Week of 10/26/2009 - 11/1/2009
Conflicting theories have you wondering who to believe on an issue important to your heart. When in doubt, trust the voice that has followed you without fail for a long while.
Week of 10/19/2009 - 10/25/2009
Heavy is the head that wears the crown. You're glad to be in charge of an important interaction, but you're finding that with that power comes some annoying responsibility. Have faith in your own decisions.
Week of 10/12/2009 - 10/18/2009
As you search to find true happiness in life, you may be surprised by your own ability to survive. As Goethe said, "As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live."
Week of 10/5/2009 - 10/11/2009
A relationship in your life is like a china teacup, beautiful and fragile. Remember that in any big move, you pack your dishes carefully. Treat them carefully and they'll last a lifetime.
Week of 9/28/2009 - 10/4/2009
Someone close to you is about to make an emotional argument that forces you to act or react. Take heart in your abilities and draw strength from your experience when you offer your advice.
Week of 9/21/2009 - 9/27/2009
Someone who looks up to you has a pressing question this week. Offer your unbiased advice and be sure they know where you stand. An essential lost item will turn up in the place you'd least expect.
Week of 9/14/2009 - 9/20/2009
You can't please everyone, but this week you might end up feeling like you can't please anyone. Remember to be proud of the small victories, and don't stress those big things you can't change.
Week of 9/7/2009 - 9/13/2009
Someone close to you has no shortage of opinions about your personal life. It may be time to remind them that you need to make your own decisions on a few key issues.
Week of 8/31/2009 - 9/6/2009
You've been on this merry-go-round before, and you're starting to feel a little dizzy. Stop the madness and remind a personal ally that you're both a little old for the childish games.
Week of 8/24/2009 - 8/30/2009
Recent events have you stressed out, but relief is coming in an unexpected way. It's starting to feel like you're treading water, but a close friend is willing to throw you a life vest
Week of 8/17/2009 - 8/23/2009
An illness has you gathering up strength where you can. Remember that short-term discomfort and long-term pain are two very different things, and react accordingly.
Week of 8/10/2009 - 8/16/2009
Distance plays a big part in a decision you need to make sooner rather than later. Remember that absence makes the heart either grow fonder or more forgetful.
Week of 8/3/2009 - 8/9/2009
You're feeling frazzled these days, and with good reason. Clear your mind this week with a long walk. You'll come back to the issue with a new perspective.
Week of 7/27/2009 - 8/2/2009
Who's afraid of the big, bad wolf? You, it turns out. Fortunately, all your fears are for naught. Relax a little by stepping away from an important project that can wait.
Week of 7/20/2009 - 7/26/2009
You might not know it yet, but you've caught the eye of someone who could end up following a similar path as your own. Take on a mentorship role with the natural grace you might not know you have.
Week of 7/13/2009 - 7/19/2009
Elements of a personal situation in your life are looking bleak, but relationships will mend as time passes. As the very quotable Dan Quayle said, "The future will be better tomorrow."
Week of 7/6/2009 - 7/12/2009
Strong winds of change threaten to blow your ship off course. Take your frustration out in a constructive way, or you're in danger of losing something you worked hard to gain
Week of 6/29/2009 - 7/5/2009
Though it might not feel like it now, you'll look back to these days for many years into the future. Think of how you can record your life in a way that helps you remember the good and the bad together.
Week of 6/22/2009 - 6/28/2009
Confucius said, "Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses." Use this quote as your mantra as you come face-to-face with some uncomfortable situations featuring an old adversary
Week of 6/15/2009 - 6/21/2009
Life may be like a box of chocolates, but you don't have to like all the fillings. Don't stress out about this decision; put this one back on the plate and look for something that suits you a little better.
Week of 6/1/2009 - 6/7/2009
Look carefully at something that's stressing you out now, and you'll be able to draw a parallel to problems you've faced in the past. Think about how you can break this cycle before it's too late.
Week of 5/25/2009 - 5/31/2009
Wondering where all the trust went? It vanished somewhere between dredging up past trouble and fantasizing about a dark future. Live in the moment and remind yourself of your own happiness whenever you can.
Week of 5/18/2009 - 5/24/2009
Feeling a little easily influenced this week? Don't forget to be skeptical of certain glowing offers. If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.
Week of 5/11/2009 - 5/17/2009
You'll hear a few honest compliments about your sense of style this week. Focus on your spiritual side and you may find help with a burning question. Pick a Pisces to sit on your team
Week of 5/4/2009 - 5/10/2009
You'll get a chance for a little elegance this week. Enjoy it, but remember that good things don't always last. Get back to the basics with the ones you love. Avoid a grouchy Taurus.
Week of 4/27/2009 - 5/3/2009
You may need to step down from something important to you this week. If you do have to leave, remember that it's important to make a graceful exit. Stay tuned for an important announcement.
Week of 4/20/2009 - 4/26/2009
Dare to be different over the next few days and you'll find a surprising reward for your efforts. You can't turn back time, but you can talk honestly about decisions you've made in the past.
Week of 4/13/2009 - 4/19/2009
Feeling a little undecided? You need to pick a path now, before someone else makes the wrong choice for you. Keep a strong grip on your finances in the coming weeks.
Week of 4/6/2009 - 4/12/2009
Wondering where all the trust went? It vanished somewhere between dredging up past trouble and fantasizing about a dark future. Live in the moment and remind yourself of your own happiness whenever you can.
Week of 3/30/2009 - 4/5/2009
Some unexpected inspiration is about to give you the push you need. Friends will be asking each other where you get so much energy--just make sure you don't wear yourself out.
Week of 3/23/2009 - 3/29/2009
You're a real social butterfly this week! Enjoy a few new experiences, but don't forget what's important at the end of the day. Keep an eye on your professional life.
Week of 3/16/2009 - 3/22/2009
Surprise yourself with your own artistic skill. A few naysayers at work will have to admit that you've really got something going for yourself. Be ready for some thoughtful criticism at home.
Week of 3/9/2009 - 3/15/2009
A pair of old friends make an unexpected appearance in your life, and you'll find yourself thinking again about days gone by. You'll always feel a powerful pull from the past, but try your best to face the future.
Week of 3/2/2009 - 3/8/2009
You're feeling a little impaired lately by something that isn't your fault. Remember when things were so much easier? Think about what you can do to get back to that place.
Week of 2/23/2009 - 3/1/2009
Lately, you're feeling like a turtle at the starting line of the Boston Marathon; you hear you have an advantage over the others, but you're not convinced. Remember your own strengths as you watch your competition.
Week of 2/16/2009 - 2/22/2009
"Man is what he believes," said Chekhov, yet you're wasting time trying to figure someone out without looking at his set of beliefs. Take it back to square one and look at the causes, not the symptoms.
Week of 2/9/2009 - 2/15/2009
You're ready to start fresh with a new project, but a group of people are holding you back. It may be time to make a long-term plan and stick with it. Remember the struggle of those who came before.
Week of 2/2/2009 - 2/8/2009
You're a real softie this week, but don't let your gentle nature get the better of you. Stick with the decisions you've made even in the face of opposition, and don't be afraid to proclaim, "Because I said so!"
Week of 1/26/2009 - 2/1/2009
Compromise is necessary in life, but avoid compromising too much in your work life. Take a stand and you'll be rewarded. At home, diplomacy is the key to happiness.
Week of 1/19/2009 - 1/25/2009
You are elegant, fair, romantic, and balanced, but you can be self-indulgent without realizing it. Someone may need your help but may be afraid to ask for it. Pay attention to someone close to you who may be struggling--you may be able to help them when nobody else can.
Week of 1/12/2009 - 1/18/2009
Your inner beauty shines through this week as someone close to you finally recognizes your kindness. Take a moment to reflect on the year behind you and consider the future.
Old habits run deep, and you're finding a veritable bottomless pit in matters of the heart. Don't let yourself get distracted by a friendly face; remember what you're here for, and act accordingly.
Woody Allen said, "Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television." Ever feel like you're stuck in a soap opera that never ends? Remember that you have the power to change the channel.
Elements that were hidden from you until now are beginning to come to the surface. How will you deal with this new information? Expect a transitional period ahead.
Conflicting theories have you wondering who to believe on an issue important to your heart. When in doubt, trust the voice that has followed you without fail for a long while.
Heavy is the head that wears the crown. You're glad to be in charge of an important interaction, but you're finding that with that power comes some annoying responsibility. Have faith in your own decisions.
As you search to find true happiness in life, you may be surprised by your own ability to survive. As Goethe said, "As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live."
A relationship in your life is like a china teacup, beautiful and fragile. Remember that in any big move, you pack your dishes carefully. Treat them carefully and they'll last a lifetime.
Someone close to you is about to make an emotional argument that forces you to act or react. Take heart in your abilities and draw strength from your experience when you offer your advice.
Someone who looks up to you has a pressing question this week. Offer your unbiased advice and be sure they know where you stand. An essential lost item will turn up in the place you'd least expect.
You can't please everyone, but this week you might end up feeling like you can't please anyone. Remember to be proud of the small victories, and don't stress those big things you can't change.
Someone close to you has no shortage of opinions about your personal life. It may be time to remind them that you need to make your own decisions on a few key issues.
You've been on this merry-go-round before, and you're starting to feel a little dizzy. Stop the madness and remind a personal ally that you're both a little old for the childish games.
Recent events have you stressed out, but relief is coming in an unexpected way. It's starting to feel like you're treading water, but a close friend is willing to throw you a life vest
An illness has you gathering up strength where you can. Remember that short-term discomfort and long-term pain are two very different things, and react accordingly.
Distance plays a big part in a decision you need to make sooner rather than later. Remember that absence makes the heart either grow fonder or more forgetful.
You're feeling frazzled these days, and with good reason. Clear your mind this week with a long walk. You'll come back to the issue with a new perspective.
Who's afraid of the big, bad wolf? You, it turns out. Fortunately, all your fears are for naught. Relax a little by stepping away from an important project that can wait.
You might not know it yet, but you've caught the eye of someone who could end up following a similar path as your own. Take on a mentorship role with the natural grace you might not know you have.
Elements of a personal situation in your life are looking bleak, but relationships will mend as time passes. As the very quotable Dan Quayle said, "The future will be better tomorrow."
Strong winds of change threaten to blow your ship off course. Take your frustration out in a constructive way, or you're in danger of losing something you worked hard to gain
Though it might not feel like it now, you'll look back to these days for many years into the future. Think of how you can record your life in a way that helps you remember the good and the bad together.
Confucius said, "Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses." Use this quote as your mantra as you come face-to-face with some uncomfortable situations featuring an old adversary
Life may be like a box of chocolates, but you don't have to like all the fillings. Don't stress out about this decision; put this one back on the plate and look for something that suits you a little better.
Look carefully at something that's stressing you out now, and you'll be able to draw a parallel to problems you've faced in the past. Think about how you can break this cycle before it's too late.
Wondering where all the trust went? It vanished somewhere between dredging up past trouble and fantasizing about a dark future. Live in the moment and remind yourself of your own happiness whenever you can.
Feeling a little easily influenced this week? Don't forget to be skeptical of certain glowing offers. If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.
You'll hear a few honest compliments about your sense of style this week. Focus on your spiritual side and you may find help with a burning question. Pick a Pisces to sit on your team
You'll get a chance for a little elegance this week. Enjoy it, but remember that good things don't always last. Get back to the basics with the ones you love. Avoid a grouchy Taurus.
You may need to step down from something important to you this week. If you do have to leave, remember that it's important to make a graceful exit. Stay tuned for an important announcement.
Dare to be different over the next few days and you'll find a surprising reward for your efforts. You can't turn back time, but you can talk honestly about decisions you've made in the past.
Feeling a little undecided? You need to pick a path now, before someone else makes the wrong choice for you. Keep a strong grip on your finances in the coming weeks.
Wondering where all the trust went? It vanished somewhere between dredging up past trouble and fantasizing about a dark future. Live in the moment and remind yourself of your own happiness whenever you can.
Some unexpected inspiration is about to give you the push you need. Friends will be asking each other where you get so much energy--just make sure you don't wear yourself out.
You're a real social butterfly this week! Enjoy a few new experiences, but don't forget what's important at the end of the day. Keep an eye on your professional life.
Surprise yourself with your own artistic skill. A few naysayers at work will have to admit that you've really got something going for yourself. Be ready for some thoughtful criticism at home.
A pair of old friends make an unexpected appearance in your life, and you'll find yourself thinking again about days gone by. You'll always feel a powerful pull from the past, but try your best to face the future.
You're feeling a little impaired lately by something that isn't your fault. Remember when things were so much easier? Think about what you can do to get back to that place.
Lately, you're feeling like a turtle at the starting line of the Boston Marathon; you hear you have an advantage over the others, but you're not convinced. Remember your own strengths as you watch your competition.
"Man is what he believes," said Chekhov, yet you're wasting time trying to figure someone out without looking at his set of beliefs. Take it back to square one and look at the causes, not the symptoms.
You're ready to start fresh with a new project, but a group of people are holding you back. It may be time to make a long-term plan and stick with it. Remember the struggle of those who came before.
You're a real softie this week, but don't let your gentle nature get the better of you. Stick with the decisions you've made even in the face of opposition, and don't be afraid to proclaim, "Because I said so!"
Compromise is necessary in life, but avoid compromising too much in your work life. Take a stand and you'll be rewarded. At home, diplomacy is the key to happiness.
You are elegant, fair, romantic, and balanced, but you can be self-indulgent without realizing it. Someone may need your help but may be afraid to ask for it. Pay attention to someone close to you who may be struggling--you may be able to help them when nobody else can.
Your inner beauty shines through this week as someone close to you finally recognizes your kindness. Take a moment to reflect on the year behind you and consider the future.
