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Horoscopes History
PiscesFebruary 19 - March 20
This Week
You're moving at your own pace this week, which is a good thing for your long-term progress. Feel like you don't have anything to offer? You may surprise yourself with a random act of kindness.
Week of 11/9/2009 - 11/15/2009
A mischievous act has you searching for a culprit, but nobody is to be found. Meeting up with an old friend may cause some old wounds to reopen; guard your heart and protect yourself first.
Week of 11/2/2009 - 11/8/2009
Money trouble is an annoying thing, and you're experiencing the worst sides of it. Take a cue from an older generation and be wary of those offering instant gratification.
Week of 10/26/2009 - 11/1/2009
You're feeling like you've been thrust into the spotlight, and all you want to do is go hide in the wings. Remember, you can be modest and still take credit for what you've done.
Week of 10/19/2009 - 10/25/2009
Enjoy a little relaxation on your own terms this week. You'll need it soon, when responsibilities and stress start piling up again. Friends and relatives are looking to you.
Week of 10/12/2009 - 10/18/2009
Why so serious? You're taking as gospel the ideas of someone who isn't exactly an expert on the subject. Take a step back and examine your own life with the clear eyes of someone who truly understands.
Week of 10/5/2009 - 10/11/2009
You've been trying to move a mountain by the teaspoonful these days, and nothing seems to be progressing. A conversation with a close ally may prove to be the stick of dynamite you've been looking for.
Week of 9/28/2009 - 10/4/2009
You know you need to remove yourself from a situation, but you haven't felt strong enough yet. Gather together your confidence and prepare yourself for a journey that could take a long time.
Week of 9/21/2009 - 9/27/2009
Some tiny changes will manifest themselves in surprising ways over the next few days. The chickens are coming home to roost, but you're in the mood for eggs
Week of 9/14/2009 - 9/20/2009
A little quality time with friends will result in some shared secrets this week. Keep your mouth shut when the opportunity arises and you'll thank yourself later.
Week of 9/7/2009 - 9/13/2009
A misunderstanding threatens to roll out of control this week, taking your last ounces of patience with it. Cut the argument off at the pass with some rational discussion.
Week of 8/31/2009 - 9/6/2009
You're feeling lost in matters of the heart; remember that generations long gone can guide you in an important upcoming decision. Take your cues from ancient wisdom.
Week of 8/24/2009 - 8/30/2009
Once upon a time you were falling in love, now you're only falling apart. Avoid becoming a pop song by having a conversation you've been meaning to have for a while now.
Week of 8/17/2009 - 8/23/2009
A little change never hurt anyone, but you'd never guess it from looking at you. Why so nervous about the future? You might be surprised at how much it all ends up looking like the past.
Week of 8/10/2009 - 8/16/2009
A big move is coming up, though not in the way you might initially expect. Prepare yourself for a transitional period of sorts, and get ready for a couple of curve balls
Week of 8/3/2009 - 8/9/2009
Someone close to you is going overboard with preparations for an event that everyone should be happy about. Of course you're feeling stressed! Tone things down before you overheat.
Week of 7/27/2009 - 8/2/2009
Tired of the same old song and dance? Add one new element into your old routine and you may be surprised at how quickly things change. Don't push things too far, though.
Week of 7/20/2009 - 7/26/2009
George Moore said, "A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it." Your journey continues, but you'll find a surprising source from your past.
Week of 7/13/2009 - 7/19/2009
You've been feeling bottled up over a secret you can't keep any longer. Let it all out in a series of honest conversations, but don't be surprised at a reaction that could catch you off guard.
Week of 7/6/2009 - 7/12/2009
You've been accused of caring too much about insignificant events, but it's difficult to let go of past experience. As Lyndon B. Johnson said, "We can draw lessons from the past, but we cannot live in it."
Week of 6/29/2009 - 7/5/2009
Socrates said that the only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance. Though a few recent revelations may hurt now, it really is better to know than to be left in the dark.
Week of 6/22/2009 - 6/28/2009
You're missing that childlike innocence that carried you through difficult times in the past. Shed a little of your cynicism and remind yourself that some people can be trusted
Week of 6/15/2009 - 6/21/2009
A little confusion has you wondering which way is up. Take heart in the fact that things will settle down once the busy season is over. Then, you can finally catch your breath.
Week of 6/8/2009 - 6/14/2009
When an acquaintance reaches out, will you listen? Remember that cries for help often come at inopportune times and from surprising sources.
Week of 6/1/2009 - 6/7/2009
A lengthy journey begins for you soon with an unexpected first few steps. Take comfort in the knowledge that you're doing the right thing, and move forward with confidence.
Week of 5/25/2009 - 5/31/2009
Calvin Coolidge once said, "No man ever listened himself out of a job." Perhaps you're doing a bit too much talking and not enough listening at work. Share your ideas, but remember to hear what others think as well.
Week of 5/18/2009 - 5/24/2009
You've hatched some impossible schemes before, but this one really takes the cake. Aim for the stars and you may land on the moon, but don't go into orbit. Or if you do, bring oxygen.
Week of 5/11/2009 - 5/17/2009
The sky's the limit when it comes to a project you've been given. Don't let stage fright hang up what could be a great chance to show off your skills. Prepare yourself for the worst, expect the best, and try to stay somewhere in-between.
Week of 5/4/2009 - 5/10/2009
Trust your intuition on an important question. Looking for answers? Remember that you must ask the right questions in order to get them. Get advice from a trusted Leo.
Week of 4/27/2009 - 5/3/2009
Use your imagination this week. You'll discover something you didn't know and confirm something you did know at work. Keep your enemies close, but don't invite them to dinner.
Week of 4/20/2009 - 4/26/2009
You know what you need to do, so why not do it? Pay attention to your instinct this week; you may be happy with where it takes you. An old friend will offer sage advice soon.
Week of 4/13/2009 - 4/19/2009
Snap out of your daydream and confront reality. Don't listen to those who suggest you're not being practical, but be sure your goals are truly within your reach. Be receptive to a little kind criticism.
Week of 4/6/2009 - 4/12/2009
Calvin Coolidge once said, "No man ever listened himself out of a job." Perhaps you're doing a bit too much talking and not enough listening at work. Share your ideas, but remember to hear what others think as well.
Week of 3/30/2009 - 4/5/2009
Snap out of it! Your daydreams double as a nice fantasy, but you need to focus on your surroundings right now. Don't miss the forest for the trees. Get ready to buckle down and finish a big project.
Week of 3/23/2009 - 3/29/2009
Get in touch with your sensitive side in order to say what you really mean. A surprise at home will have you asking big questions about the future. Reach out to a long-lost friend.
Week of 3/16/2009 - 3/22/2009
Sympathy and compassion are your two best friends this week. Cherish your unique voice--others will soon value it even more. Think with your heart, not your head.
Week of 3/9/2009 - 3/15/2009
Even in difficult times, you know who you can fall back on. Remind yourself of this valuable strength when you feel like everything is falling down around you. Times change with the seasons.
Week of 3/2/2009 - 3/8/2009
A friend is finally turning a corner and understanding what you've been saying for a while now. It may take a while to make amends, but the winds are shifting.
Week of 2/23/2009 - 3/1/2009
Recent events have you feeling like a diamond necklace in a sea of costume jewelry. Sometimes, you're the only one who can remind you of your own value; remember that you're a rare commodity.
Week of 2/16/2009 - 2/22/2009
A long-suffering ally has you wondering what to say to make everything better. Remember that a listening ear is sometimes the best thing you can offer someone in pain.
Week of 2/9/2009 - 2/15/2009
Feeling as if you're owed an extra slice of the pie? You're not alone. Take care not to take credit where no credit is due, and you'll be more likely to see rewards when the time is right.
Week of 2/2/2009 - 2/8/2009
You might need to improvise your way out of an uncomfortable situation week. A big surprise may blindside you if you're not ready for it. Team up with an old ally to really make some changes.
Week of 1/26/2009 - 2/1/2009
Take a look at the areas in your life where you're being a touch too flexible. You may be a doormat now, but a surprise will give you a chance to show a little pride. Team up with a passionate Scorpio.
Week of 1/19/2009 - 1/25/2009
You are sensitive, good natured, intuitive, and compassionate, but some see you as impressionable and even gullible. Someone is trying to manipulate you into doing something you don't want to do. Put your intuition on display and they will back off.
Week of 1/12/2009 - 1/18/2009
You'll find an escape route in an unlikely way this week. Remember who has your best interests at heart, and who might be using you for your knowledge.
You're moving at your own pace this week, which is a good thing for your long-term progress. Feel like you don't have anything to offer? You may surprise yourself with a random act of kindness.
A mischievous act has you searching for a culprit, but nobody is to be found. Meeting up with an old friend may cause some old wounds to reopen; guard your heart and protect yourself first.
Money trouble is an annoying thing, and you're experiencing the worst sides of it. Take a cue from an older generation and be wary of those offering instant gratification.
You're feeling like you've been thrust into the spotlight, and all you want to do is go hide in the wings. Remember, you can be modest and still take credit for what you've done.
Enjoy a little relaxation on your own terms this week. You'll need it soon, when responsibilities and stress start piling up again. Friends and relatives are looking to you.
Why so serious? You're taking as gospel the ideas of someone who isn't exactly an expert on the subject. Take a step back and examine your own life with the clear eyes of someone who truly understands.
You've been trying to move a mountain by the teaspoonful these days, and nothing seems to be progressing. A conversation with a close ally may prove to be the stick of dynamite you've been looking for.
You know you need to remove yourself from a situation, but you haven't felt strong enough yet. Gather together your confidence and prepare yourself for a journey that could take a long time.
Some tiny changes will manifest themselves in surprising ways over the next few days. The chickens are coming home to roost, but you're in the mood for eggs
A little quality time with friends will result in some shared secrets this week. Keep your mouth shut when the opportunity arises and you'll thank yourself later.
A misunderstanding threatens to roll out of control this week, taking your last ounces of patience with it. Cut the argument off at the pass with some rational discussion.
You're feeling lost in matters of the heart; remember that generations long gone can guide you in an important upcoming decision. Take your cues from ancient wisdom.
Once upon a time you were falling in love, now you're only falling apart. Avoid becoming a pop song by having a conversation you've been meaning to have for a while now.
A little change never hurt anyone, but you'd never guess it from looking at you. Why so nervous about the future? You might be surprised at how much it all ends up looking like the past.
A big move is coming up, though not in the way you might initially expect. Prepare yourself for a transitional period of sorts, and get ready for a couple of curve balls
Someone close to you is going overboard with preparations for an event that everyone should be happy about. Of course you're feeling stressed! Tone things down before you overheat.
Tired of the same old song and dance? Add one new element into your old routine and you may be surprised at how quickly things change. Don't push things too far, though.
George Moore said, "A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it." Your journey continues, but you'll find a surprising source from your past.
You've been feeling bottled up over a secret you can't keep any longer. Let it all out in a series of honest conversations, but don't be surprised at a reaction that could catch you off guard.
You've been accused of caring too much about insignificant events, but it's difficult to let go of past experience. As Lyndon B. Johnson said, "We can draw lessons from the past, but we cannot live in it."
Socrates said that the only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance. Though a few recent revelations may hurt now, it really is better to know than to be left in the dark.
You're missing that childlike innocence that carried you through difficult times in the past. Shed a little of your cynicism and remind yourself that some people can be trusted
A little confusion has you wondering which way is up. Take heart in the fact that things will settle down once the busy season is over. Then, you can finally catch your breath.
When an acquaintance reaches out, will you listen? Remember that cries for help often come at inopportune times and from surprising sources.
A lengthy journey begins for you soon with an unexpected first few steps. Take comfort in the knowledge that you're doing the right thing, and move forward with confidence.
Calvin Coolidge once said, "No man ever listened himself out of a job." Perhaps you're doing a bit too much talking and not enough listening at work. Share your ideas, but remember to hear what others think as well.
You've hatched some impossible schemes before, but this one really takes the cake. Aim for the stars and you may land on the moon, but don't go into orbit. Or if you do, bring oxygen.
The sky's the limit when it comes to a project you've been given. Don't let stage fright hang up what could be a great chance to show off your skills. Prepare yourself for the worst, expect the best, and try to stay somewhere in-between.
Trust your intuition on an important question. Looking for answers? Remember that you must ask the right questions in order to get them. Get advice from a trusted Leo.
Use your imagination this week. You'll discover something you didn't know and confirm something you did know at work. Keep your enemies close, but don't invite them to dinner.
You know what you need to do, so why not do it? Pay attention to your instinct this week; you may be happy with where it takes you. An old friend will offer sage advice soon.
Snap out of your daydream and confront reality. Don't listen to those who suggest you're not being practical, but be sure your goals are truly within your reach. Be receptive to a little kind criticism.
Calvin Coolidge once said, "No man ever listened himself out of a job." Perhaps you're doing a bit too much talking and not enough listening at work. Share your ideas, but remember to hear what others think as well.
Snap out of it! Your daydreams double as a nice fantasy, but you need to focus on your surroundings right now. Don't miss the forest for the trees. Get ready to buckle down and finish a big project.
Get in touch with your sensitive side in order to say what you really mean. A surprise at home will have you asking big questions about the future. Reach out to a long-lost friend.
Sympathy and compassion are your two best friends this week. Cherish your unique voice--others will soon value it even more. Think with your heart, not your head.
Even in difficult times, you know who you can fall back on. Remind yourself of this valuable strength when you feel like everything is falling down around you. Times change with the seasons.
A friend is finally turning a corner and understanding what you've been saying for a while now. It may take a while to make amends, but the winds are shifting.
Recent events have you feeling like a diamond necklace in a sea of costume jewelry. Sometimes, you're the only one who can remind you of your own value; remember that you're a rare commodity.
A long-suffering ally has you wondering what to say to make everything better. Remember that a listening ear is sometimes the best thing you can offer someone in pain.
Feeling as if you're owed an extra slice of the pie? You're not alone. Take care not to take credit where no credit is due, and you'll be more likely to see rewards when the time is right.
You might need to improvise your way out of an uncomfortable situation week. A big surprise may blindside you if you're not ready for it. Team up with an old ally to really make some changes.
Take a look at the areas in your life where you're being a touch too flexible. You may be a doormat now, but a surprise will give you a chance to show a little pride. Team up with a passionate Scorpio.
You are sensitive, good natured, intuitive, and compassionate, but some see you as impressionable and even gullible. Someone is trying to manipulate you into doing something you don't want to do. Put your intuition on display and they will back off.
You'll find an escape route in an unlikely way this week. Remember who has your best interests at heart, and who might be using you for your knowledge.
