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Horoscopes History
TaurusApril 20 - May 20
This Week
Do you ever wonder what animals think about when they look at you? Perhaps your pet is resolving that they would make your decisions a little bit differently than you have. Simplify your situation for good.
Week of 11/9/2009 - 11/15/2009
Ever wonder when this game of musical chairs is going to end? You may end up feeling left out when the music stops, but remember that there are plenty of other chairs in the world.
Week of 11/2/2009 - 11/8/2009
You're in no mood for a lesson right now, but thanks to an annoying presence in your life, one is about to make itself known to you. Take the message offered by a certain old friend.
Week of 10/26/2009 - 11/1/2009
You're feeling frazzled after a series of errors on someone else's watch leaves you cleaning up the mess. Do something to make yourself feel a little more glamorous this week; you deserve it.
Week of 10/19/2009 - 10/25/2009
Stress and trouble are piling up, but you still have a way out of that pile. Remember how to relax with the help of a few close friends, and come back to the task refreshed.
Week of 10/12/2009 - 10/18/2009
Your inner strength is about to be challenged by forces outside your control. Take heart in the lessons you've learned in days gone by, and take a few important lessons from a former adversary.
Week of 10/5/2009 - 10/11/2009
As Herbert Agar said, "The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear." Think about how this quote applies to your own situation and move forward with confidence.
Week of 9/28/2009 - 10/4/2009
You'll struggle to come up with the right words after a surprise announcement leaves you speechless. Get ready for all the stress that comes along with planning for a big event
Week of 9/21/2009 - 9/27/2009
You bit off more than you could chew last week, and now it's catching up to you. Don't stress out over temporary situations; rather, do everything you can to ride out the storm
Week of 9/14/2009 - 9/20/2009
The time has come to reconnect with some old friends. Things haven't changed as much as you might think. A passing thought threatens to manifest itself into something larger.
Week of 9/7/2009 - 9/13/2009
"Stubborn" doesn't begin to describe how you're feeling on a certain issue. Good for you! Stick by your principles and don't falter when someone tells you you're on the wrong track.
Week of 8/31/2009 - 9/6/2009
You've been putting an important conversation off for so long; it seems like time is slipping by, but for someone important, your word is the most important. Get things done before it's too late.
Week of 8/24/2009 - 8/30/2009
Your stubborn nature has worked against you in the past, but it's about to play out in your favor. Hold your ground on an important issue and don't bend to the will of others.
Week of 8/17/2009 - 8/23/2009
A bevy of well-meaning advisors is making your head spin with talk on a certain current event. Step away from the chatter and center yourself in the real world, or you run the risk of staying in this fantasy land.
Week of 8/10/2009 - 8/16/2009
Relax! An issue that has been keeping you up at night need not be such a worry. Have faith in the relationships you've worked so hard to foster over the past few years.
Week of 8/3/2009 - 8/9/2009
The work is stacking up and making you feel like a hamster running in a metal wheel. Break the cycle with a conversation that actually gets you somewhere; then you can enjoy a little break.
Week of 7/27/2009 - 8/2/2009
Ask yourself: Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? Luck is coming your way this week, but not over what you might immediately expect. Take your lumps with your luck and you'll prevail.
Week of 7/20/2009 - 7/26/2009
Just when you thought you'd figured everything out, a stranger comes to town and throws it all up into the air. Don't stress out too much over what will likely be a transitional period in your life.
Week of 7/13/2009 - 7/19/2009
Your usual sunny disposition will see some clouds threatening from the south. Hold fast to the things that are important to you, and the winds of change shouldn't be able to budge them.
Week of 7/6/2009 - 7/12/2009
As the Chinese proverb goes, "Teachers open the door. You enter by yourself." You've been set up for a lifetime of greatness by a few excellent teachers, but the challenge of taking advantage of those opportunities rests on you.
Week of 6/29/2009 - 7/5/2009
You're used to winning something with relative ease, but you're about to find that things aren't as easy as you initially assumed. Try to conceal your surprise in the face of a few setbacks and move on.
Week of 6/22/2009 - 6/28/2009
Who's number one? You're number one. Even if you're not hitting the top of the charts in the way you'd like, you're still making great strides in a few essential categories. Hold your head up, champion.
Week of 6/15/2009 - 6/21/2009
You're feeling the envy as some of your successes become noticed by unscrupulous individuals. Hold your head high and walk on. As Herodotus said, "It is better to be envied than pitied."
Week of 6/8/2009 - 6/14/2009
Bill Lyon said, "If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything." A recent loss feels like a huge blow now, but the consolation prize may be a bit nicer than you'd first expect
Week of 6/1/2009 - 6/7/2009
A pile of hurt feelings has you looking to an old friend for an explanation. Realize that while this person's vices may control their actions, you will always know their heart.
Week of 5/25/2009 - 5/31/2009
Someone who is used to getting their way is in for a surprise when they run into you. Stand firm to your convictions and you may find yourself gaining respect from an unexpected source.
Week of 5/18/2009 - 5/24/2009
Things are picking up at work; get ready for a new task. You've got a veritable banquet of choices to make in the next few days. Remember that you are what you eat!
Week of 5/11/2009 - 5/17/2009
Feeling stuck in a rut? Finding a way out may mean getting out and pushing the car yourself. Don't refuse help offered; you might find the going gets easier with friends. Look to a sassy Scorpio to help straighten things out.
Week of 5/4/2009 - 5/10/2009
Don't let passing affections cloud your long-term judgment. A few fair-weather friends will offer you a piece of advice that you should take with a big grain of salt. Hold your friends close, and a Virgo even closer.
Week of 4/27/2009 - 5/3/2009
Don't let stress get you hot under the collar this week. A few people depend on you, and it's important not to let them down. Call on someone close to you to find a way out of a mess at work.
Week of 4/20/2009 - 4/26/2009
Someone on the horizon is about to challenge your laid-back lifestyle. Are you ready to make a big change? If you aren't, you may find yourself losing something important to you.
Week of 4/13/2009 - 4/19/2009
Break tradition in order to say something new. You'll hear a surprising response from the same old crowd. Someone in your family needs you to show them some extra kindness.
Week of 4/6/2009 - 4/12/2009
Someone who is used to getting their way is in for a surprise when they run into you. Stand firm to your convictions and you may find yourself gaining respect from an unexpected source.
Week of 3/30/2009 - 4/5/2009
Someone will burst into your precious relaxation time with some interesting news. Are you ready to make a big decision? You need to do something you've been putting off for months.
Week of 3/23/2009 - 3/29/2009
A few people will be surprised when you transcend your typical sensible role. Temper your imagination with a bit of practical thinking and you'll see some serious results.
Week of 3/16/2009 - 3/22/2009
Your personal life is about to get topsy-turvy, but when the smoke clears, you'll see things much clearer. Watch out for anyone who wants to portray you in a bad light.
Week of 3/9/2009 - 3/15/2009
Some troubles in your professional life have you tossing and turning at night, but it could be a change of your personal life that throws everything into a new light. Some honest conversation is a good start.
Week of 3/2/2009 - 3/8/2009
You've been having some trouble keeping up with a resolution you made earlier this year. Remember that your body is only as good as the things you put inside it.
Week of 2/23/2009 - 3/1/2009
John Wayne once said, "Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway." He may have a point in your case. It's time to saddle up and face your fears with confidence you didn't know you had.
Week of 2/16/2009 - 2/22/2009
You've been spun around in circles so much lately, you feel like you're too dizzy to see straight. Reorient yourself with a few honest answers to some difficult questions.
Week of 2/9/2009 - 2/15/2009
Build up your trust again with someone close to you. You may have lost a little of their faith in the past, but it's not a permanent condition. Looking for a change? You'll find it within the next few days.
Week of 2/2/2009 - 2/8/2009
Your good sense of humor will come in handy this week. Remember the words of someone you've respected for years when the time comes to make a big decision in your personal life.
Week of 1/26/2009 - 2/1/2009
You see yourself as the patient, sensible center of a storm right now. Stay grounded with the things that matter most to you, no matter what anyone else says. Seek advice from a Cancer.
Week of 1/19/2009 - 1/25/2009
You are dedicated, determined, disciplined, and affectionate, but you can be stubborn and willful at times. You'll be called upon to shift gears, but it will be worth it. It pays to remain flexible.
Week of 1/12/2009 - 1/18/2009
Enjoy yourself but don't overindulge this week. Take everything in moderation and remind yourself what really matters. A tender heart will make an appearance, proving that nothing lasts forever.
Do you ever wonder what animals think about when they look at you? Perhaps your pet is resolving that they would make your decisions a little bit differently than you have. Simplify your situation for good.
Ever wonder when this game of musical chairs is going to end? You may end up feeling left out when the music stops, but remember that there are plenty of other chairs in the world.
You're in no mood for a lesson right now, but thanks to an annoying presence in your life, one is about to make itself known to you. Take the message offered by a certain old friend.
You're feeling frazzled after a series of errors on someone else's watch leaves you cleaning up the mess. Do something to make yourself feel a little more glamorous this week; you deserve it.
Stress and trouble are piling up, but you still have a way out of that pile. Remember how to relax with the help of a few close friends, and come back to the task refreshed.
Your inner strength is about to be challenged by forces outside your control. Take heart in the lessons you've learned in days gone by, and take a few important lessons from a former adversary.
As Herbert Agar said, "The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear." Think about how this quote applies to your own situation and move forward with confidence.
You'll struggle to come up with the right words after a surprise announcement leaves you speechless. Get ready for all the stress that comes along with planning for a big event
You bit off more than you could chew last week, and now it's catching up to you. Don't stress out over temporary situations; rather, do everything you can to ride out the storm
The time has come to reconnect with some old friends. Things haven't changed as much as you might think. A passing thought threatens to manifest itself into something larger.
"Stubborn" doesn't begin to describe how you're feeling on a certain issue. Good for you! Stick by your principles and don't falter when someone tells you you're on the wrong track.
You've been putting an important conversation off for so long; it seems like time is slipping by, but for someone important, your word is the most important. Get things done before it's too late.
Your stubborn nature has worked against you in the past, but it's about to play out in your favor. Hold your ground on an important issue and don't bend to the will of others.
A bevy of well-meaning advisors is making your head spin with talk on a certain current event. Step away from the chatter and center yourself in the real world, or you run the risk of staying in this fantasy land.
Relax! An issue that has been keeping you up at night need not be such a worry. Have faith in the relationships you've worked so hard to foster over the past few years.
The work is stacking up and making you feel like a hamster running in a metal wheel. Break the cycle with a conversation that actually gets you somewhere; then you can enjoy a little break.
Ask yourself: Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? Luck is coming your way this week, but not over what you might immediately expect. Take your lumps with your luck and you'll prevail.
Just when you thought you'd figured everything out, a stranger comes to town and throws it all up into the air. Don't stress out too much over what will likely be a transitional period in your life.
Your usual sunny disposition will see some clouds threatening from the south. Hold fast to the things that are important to you, and the winds of change shouldn't be able to budge them.
As the Chinese proverb goes, "Teachers open the door. You enter by yourself." You've been set up for a lifetime of greatness by a few excellent teachers, but the challenge of taking advantage of those opportunities rests on you.
You're used to winning something with relative ease, but you're about to find that things aren't as easy as you initially assumed. Try to conceal your surprise in the face of a few setbacks and move on.
Who's number one? You're number one. Even if you're not hitting the top of the charts in the way you'd like, you're still making great strides in a few essential categories. Hold your head up, champion.
You're feeling the envy as some of your successes become noticed by unscrupulous individuals. Hold your head high and walk on. As Herodotus said, "It is better to be envied than pitied."
Bill Lyon said, "If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything." A recent loss feels like a huge blow now, but the consolation prize may be a bit nicer than you'd first expect
A pile of hurt feelings has you looking to an old friend for an explanation. Realize that while this person's vices may control their actions, you will always know their heart.
Someone who is used to getting their way is in for a surprise when they run into you. Stand firm to your convictions and you may find yourself gaining respect from an unexpected source.
Things are picking up at work; get ready for a new task. You've got a veritable banquet of choices to make in the next few days. Remember that you are what you eat!
Feeling stuck in a rut? Finding a way out may mean getting out and pushing the car yourself. Don't refuse help offered; you might find the going gets easier with friends. Look to a sassy Scorpio to help straighten things out.
Don't let passing affections cloud your long-term judgment. A few fair-weather friends will offer you a piece of advice that you should take with a big grain of salt. Hold your friends close, and a Virgo even closer.
Don't let stress get you hot under the collar this week. A few people depend on you, and it's important not to let them down. Call on someone close to you to find a way out of a mess at work.
Someone on the horizon is about to challenge your laid-back lifestyle. Are you ready to make a big change? If you aren't, you may find yourself losing something important to you.
Break tradition in order to say something new. You'll hear a surprising response from the same old crowd. Someone in your family needs you to show them some extra kindness.
Someone who is used to getting their way is in for a surprise when they run into you. Stand firm to your convictions and you may find yourself gaining respect from an unexpected source.
Someone will burst into your precious relaxation time with some interesting news. Are you ready to make a big decision? You need to do something you've been putting off for months.
A few people will be surprised when you transcend your typical sensible role. Temper your imagination with a bit of practical thinking and you'll see some serious results.
Your personal life is about to get topsy-turvy, but when the smoke clears, you'll see things much clearer. Watch out for anyone who wants to portray you in a bad light.
Some troubles in your professional life have you tossing and turning at night, but it could be a change of your personal life that throws everything into a new light. Some honest conversation is a good start.
You've been having some trouble keeping up with a resolution you made earlier this year. Remember that your body is only as good as the things you put inside it.
John Wayne once said, "Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway." He may have a point in your case. It's time to saddle up and face your fears with confidence you didn't know you had.
You've been spun around in circles so much lately, you feel like you're too dizzy to see straight. Reorient yourself with a few honest answers to some difficult questions.
Build up your trust again with someone close to you. You may have lost a little of their faith in the past, but it's not a permanent condition. Looking for a change? You'll find it within the next few days.
Your good sense of humor will come in handy this week. Remember the words of someone you've respected for years when the time comes to make a big decision in your personal life.
You see yourself as the patient, sensible center of a storm right now. Stay grounded with the things that matter most to you, no matter what anyone else says. Seek advice from a Cancer.
You are dedicated, determined, disciplined, and affectionate, but you can be stubborn and willful at times. You'll be called upon to shift gears, but it will be worth it. It pays to remain flexible.
Enjoy yourself but don't overindulge this week. Take everything in moderation and remind yourself what really matters. A tender heart will make an appearance, proving that nothing lasts forever.
