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Horoscopes History
VirgoAugust 23 - September 22
This Week
How many times do you have to get knocked down before you don't want to get back up? You may find the answer to the age-old question this week. Take control of the situation like you used to.
Week of 11/9/2009 - 11/15/2009
Remember making crafts when you were little? Sometimes, life needs a little arts and crafts hour. Get creative and make something for someone--you may be surprised at the result.
Week of 11/2/2009 - 11/8/2009
A fork in the road has you thinking about which road is the right choice. Keep in mind that both decisions have unique outcomes; don't regret the path you choose when hardship comes.
Week of 10/26/2009 - 11/1/2009
A big misunderstanding has you doing damage control as fast as you can; stay level-headed and you'll be fine. Remember that the strength of true friendships lasts through hard times.
Week of 10/19/2009 - 10/25/2009
Who's afraid of the big, bad wolf? You should be, if you know what's good for you. Beware of making light of what should be a serious situation. You could pay a heavy price later.
Week of 10/12/2009 - 10/18/2009
Long days ahead will have you feeling exhausted. Remember that everything happens for a reason, even if you're not immediately sure what that reason is. Find support in someone who's been here before.
Week of 10/5/2009 - 10/11/2009
There's something to be said for checking facts, but you may need to let go a little. As Frank Crane said, "You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you will live in torment if you do not trust enough."
Week of 9/28/2009 - 10/4/2009
What once seemed like a brick wall is showing a few cracks these days. The opening space might not be big enough to walk through yet, but you should be heartened by the light you can see on the other side.
Week of 9/21/2009 - 9/27/2009
While everyone around you seems to be clamoring for an equal share of the spotlight, you run the risk of losing sight of what's important. Remember to take care of yourself this week.
Week of 9/14/2009 - 9/20/2009
Teamwork will get you everywhere this week as an important ally will prove that you don't have to do everything alone. Ask the right questions to an important party and you may be shocked at the results.
Week of 9/7/2009 - 9/13/2009
You'll get a chance to finish what you started this week and move on with your life. Ready for the next chapter? A big change is on the horizon, waiting for you to recognize it.
Week of 8/31/2009 - 9/6/2009
You're feeling like a walking, talking frayed nerve. Soothe yourself with a meditative trip, be it around the block or around the world. Use the time to heed and respect your emotions
Week of 8/24/2009 - 8/30/2009
Do you ever get the feeling that progress is about to run you over? The wheels are turning, gentle Virgo, and the time is coming to either hop in the car or get out of the street.
Week of 8/17/2009 - 8/23/2009
A surprising revelation will have you on top of the world, if but for a brief, shining moment. Enjoy your time in the spotlight and keep these good hours with you during difficult days.
Week of 8/10/2009 - 8/16/2009
A series of long days have you looking for a break. Put off a few non-essential items and give yourself a few moments of time for yourself before you get back to the grind.
Week of 8/3/2009 - 8/9/2009
An issue of money threatens to drive a wedge between you and someone you love. Step back and take stock of what's really important before the checkbooks come out.
Week of 7/27/2009 - 8/2/2009
An upcoming decision has you feeling like you're looking at a closet full of clothes and you can't find a thing to wear. Go for comfort over style on this one and move forward with confidence.
Week of 7/20/2009 - 7/26/2009
You feel yourself sandwiched between two difficult decisions. Do you choose the option for long-term stability, or take a risk? The answer lies in your heart, of course, but an old friend can offer help.
Week of 7/13/2009 - 7/19/2009
Arguments about money are usually fruitless, and you're starting to ask yourself what more you can do to alleviate the pressure. Find a new solution in the form of a constructive set of habits.
Week of 7/6/2009 - 7/12/2009
Lane Olinghouse said, "Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding address." An event you had stored safely in your past is struggling out of the shadows to give you trouble again. Be strong!
Week of 6/29/2009 - 7/5/2009
A few "home improvements" are on the way to make you feel a little happier in your surroundings. Remember that, as with all projects, expect a period of discomfort along the way.
Week of 6/22/2009 - 6/28/2009
They say that history repeats itself, but you're feeling like you're sitting on the needle skipping over a broken record. Jump off this merry-go-round by reminding yourself of your goals.
Week of 6/15/2009 - 6/21/2009
You're feeling a little wary about returning a favor you've owed for a while now, but you need to step up. As Cicero said, "There is no duty more obligatory than the repayment of kindness."
Week of 6/8/2009 - 6/14/2009
"Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain--and most fools do," said Dale Carnegie. That whispering you're hearing behind your back has no bearing on your life. Ignore it and be the stronger person.
Week of 6/1/2009 - 6/7/2009
All eyes are on you this week as you break from tradition and try to make your own way. Having second thoughts? Remember the events that lead up to the actions of today.
Week of 5/25/2009 - 5/31/2009
Losing things seems to come easy for you these days. It's time for an extra dose of organization across all areas of your life. Shape up now, or you risk losing something more precious than your car keys
Week of 5/18/2009 - 5/24/2009
People will call you a bit of a perfectionist this week, and with good reason. You want to get everything perfect for an important event. Enlist help where you can. Take your cues from a helpful Taurus.
Week of 5/11/2009 - 5/17/2009
This is the week to drop a couple unnecessary expenses and remember what matters most. You'll find yourself a break in an unexpected location.
Week of 5/4/2009 - 5/10/2009
You're feeling pretty clever after some surprises at work. Don't revel in it too much, though, or you may find times changing faster than you think. Take a clue from a Capricorn in the news.
Week of 4/27/2009 - 5/3/2009
This week will feel like a blast from the past. Now that you're older and wiser, don't make the same mistakes you made last time. A new idea is about to be introduced into your world.
Week of 4/20/2009 - 4/26/2009
You'll be surprised with a challenge to your authority this week. Remind yourself that you've earned your success, and respond honestly in kind. Get ready for good news from a friend.
Week of 4/13/2009 - 4/19/2009
Take on a little extra responsibility this week, but don't get in over your head. A friend is about to make a smart move, and you should be there for the results. Take your cues from others this weekend.
Week of 4/6/2009 - 4/12/2009
Losing things seems to come easy for you these days. It's time for an extra dose of organization across all areas of your life. Shape up now, or you risk losing something more precious than your car keys.
Week of 3/30/2009 - 4/5/2009
After a long time coming close, it's time to really focus on perfection. Bring friends and family together for some important news, and be sure not to leave anybody out.
Week of 3/23/2009 - 3/29/2009
Stay open-minded over the next few days. You'll learn something new, but remember that when your only tool is a hammer, everything starts looking like a nail.
Week of 3/16/2009 - 3/22/2009
Get out of your head this week in order to take a close look at what's happening around you. It's time to take inventory of the friends that have stuck by you and those that haven’t.
Week of 3/9/2009 - 3/15/2009
You feel like you've been running in circles around an important topic, but the conclusion draws near. As the Omaha proverb goes, "Ask questions from your heart and you will be answered from the heart."
Week of 3/2/2009 - 3/8/2009
A romantic quandary has you scratching your head in confusion. Remember that the list of things you can live without is much longer than the list of things you need.
Week of 2/23/2009 - 3/1/2009
As Mary MacCracken said, "Nobody spots a phony quicker than a child." Don't forget a healthy dose of honesty among those who look up to you for advice and answers.
Week of 2/16/2009 - 2/22/2009
They say that one swallow does not make a summer, but you're standing out in the snow and focusing on that single little bird. Take a good look at your situation and wait for the rest of the flock.
Week of 2/9/2009 - 2/15/2009
You're the last refuge for a troubled mind this week, and it may start to wear on you if you're not careful. Remember the rules you were taught as a child when dealing with hurting hearts around you.
Week of 2/2/2009 - 2/8/2009
Hold your cards close to your chest over the next few days, even if someone close to you asks to take a peek. Run, don't walk, to get advice on a burning question from someone's who's been there before.
Week of 1/26/2009 - 2/1/2009
A little quiet time is necessary to ground yourself. Don't be too critical of your mistakes; rather, use your natural insight to learn how you can upgrade your life.
Week of 1/19/2009 - 1/25/2009
You are insightful, responsible, witty, and hardworking but can become distracted. Perhaps you've taken on too much of late and that's why you're feeling so scattered. Take a step back and separate your needs from your wants.
Week of 1/12/2009 - 1/18/2009
A messy situation in the next few weeks will have you ready to clean up. Remember to stay out of other people's messes, even if you think you can do something to help. Offer advice only when asked.
How many times do you have to get knocked down before you don't want to get back up? You may find the answer to the age-old question this week. Take control of the situation like you used to.
Remember making crafts when you were little? Sometimes, life needs a little arts and crafts hour. Get creative and make something for someone--you may be surprised at the result.
A fork in the road has you thinking about which road is the right choice. Keep in mind that both decisions have unique outcomes; don't regret the path you choose when hardship comes.
A big misunderstanding has you doing damage control as fast as you can; stay level-headed and you'll be fine. Remember that the strength of true friendships lasts through hard times.
Who's afraid of the big, bad wolf? You should be, if you know what's good for you. Beware of making light of what should be a serious situation. You could pay a heavy price later.
Long days ahead will have you feeling exhausted. Remember that everything happens for a reason, even if you're not immediately sure what that reason is. Find support in someone who's been here before.
There's something to be said for checking facts, but you may need to let go a little. As Frank Crane said, "You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you will live in torment if you do not trust enough."
What once seemed like a brick wall is showing a few cracks these days. The opening space might not be big enough to walk through yet, but you should be heartened by the light you can see on the other side.
While everyone around you seems to be clamoring for an equal share of the spotlight, you run the risk of losing sight of what's important. Remember to take care of yourself this week.
Teamwork will get you everywhere this week as an important ally will prove that you don't have to do everything alone. Ask the right questions to an important party and you may be shocked at the results.
You'll get a chance to finish what you started this week and move on with your life. Ready for the next chapter? A big change is on the horizon, waiting for you to recognize it.
You're feeling like a walking, talking frayed nerve. Soothe yourself with a meditative trip, be it around the block or around the world. Use the time to heed and respect your emotions
Do you ever get the feeling that progress is about to run you over? The wheels are turning, gentle Virgo, and the time is coming to either hop in the car or get out of the street.
A surprising revelation will have you on top of the world, if but for a brief, shining moment. Enjoy your time in the spotlight and keep these good hours with you during difficult days.
A series of long days have you looking for a break. Put off a few non-essential items and give yourself a few moments of time for yourself before you get back to the grind.
An issue of money threatens to drive a wedge between you and someone you love. Step back and take stock of what's really important before the checkbooks come out.
An upcoming decision has you feeling like you're looking at a closet full of clothes and you can't find a thing to wear. Go for comfort over style on this one and move forward with confidence.
You feel yourself sandwiched between two difficult decisions. Do you choose the option for long-term stability, or take a risk? The answer lies in your heart, of course, but an old friend can offer help.
Arguments about money are usually fruitless, and you're starting to ask yourself what more you can do to alleviate the pressure. Find a new solution in the form of a constructive set of habits.
Lane Olinghouse said, "Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding address." An event you had stored safely in your past is struggling out of the shadows to give you trouble again. Be strong!
A few "home improvements" are on the way to make you feel a little happier in your surroundings. Remember that, as with all projects, expect a period of discomfort along the way.
They say that history repeats itself, but you're feeling like you're sitting on the needle skipping over a broken record. Jump off this merry-go-round by reminding yourself of your goals.
You're feeling a little wary about returning a favor you've owed for a while now, but you need to step up. As Cicero said, "There is no duty more obligatory than the repayment of kindness."
"Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain--and most fools do," said Dale Carnegie. That whispering you're hearing behind your back has no bearing on your life. Ignore it and be the stronger person.
All eyes are on you this week as you break from tradition and try to make your own way. Having second thoughts? Remember the events that lead up to the actions of today.
Losing things seems to come easy for you these days. It's time for an extra dose of organization across all areas of your life. Shape up now, or you risk losing something more precious than your car keys
People will call you a bit of a perfectionist this week, and with good reason. You want to get everything perfect for an important event. Enlist help where you can. Take your cues from a helpful Taurus.
This is the week to drop a couple unnecessary expenses and remember what matters most. You'll find yourself a break in an unexpected location.
You're feeling pretty clever after some surprises at work. Don't revel in it too much, though, or you may find times changing faster than you think. Take a clue from a Capricorn in the news.
This week will feel like a blast from the past. Now that you're older and wiser, don't make the same mistakes you made last time. A new idea is about to be introduced into your world.
You'll be surprised with a challenge to your authority this week. Remind yourself that you've earned your success, and respond honestly in kind. Get ready for good news from a friend.
Take on a little extra responsibility this week, but don't get in over your head. A friend is about to make a smart move, and you should be there for the results. Take your cues from others this weekend.
Losing things seems to come easy for you these days. It's time for an extra dose of organization across all areas of your life. Shape up now, or you risk losing something more precious than your car keys.
After a long time coming close, it's time to really focus on perfection. Bring friends and family together for some important news, and be sure not to leave anybody out.
Stay open-minded over the next few days. You'll learn something new, but remember that when your only tool is a hammer, everything starts looking like a nail.
Get out of your head this week in order to take a close look at what's happening around you. It's time to take inventory of the friends that have stuck by you and those that haven’t.
You feel like you've been running in circles around an important topic, but the conclusion draws near. As the Omaha proverb goes, "Ask questions from your heart and you will be answered from the heart."
A romantic quandary has you scratching your head in confusion. Remember that the list of things you can live without is much longer than the list of things you need.
As Mary MacCracken said, "Nobody spots a phony quicker than a child." Don't forget a healthy dose of honesty among those who look up to you for advice and answers.
They say that one swallow does not make a summer, but you're standing out in the snow and focusing on that single little bird. Take a good look at your situation and wait for the rest of the flock.
You're the last refuge for a troubled mind this week, and it may start to wear on you if you're not careful. Remember the rules you were taught as a child when dealing with hurting hearts around you.
Hold your cards close to your chest over the next few days, even if someone close to you asks to take a peek. Run, don't walk, to get advice on a burning question from someone's who's been there before.
A little quiet time is necessary to ground yourself. Don't be too critical of your mistakes; rather, use your natural insight to learn how you can upgrade your life.
You are insightful, responsible, witty, and hardworking but can become distracted. Perhaps you've taken on too much of late and that's why you're feeling so scattered. Take a step back and separate your needs from your wants.
A messy situation in the next few weeks will have you ready to clean up. Remember to stay out of other people's messes, even if you think you can do something to help. Offer advice only when asked.
